Some derj!!

"I told you my name, so what's yours?" Serj asked. "It's, uh- D." Daron replied. Serj scoffed. "So, your name is D?" He paused, "or are you just not going to give me your real name?" Daron shook his head, taking another sip. "That's for me to know, and you to find out." Daron mentally facepalmed after he said that, realizing that he implied that he'd like to talk to Serj after today. "Oh really?" Daron nodded. "Okay then, challenge accepted." THIS STORY DOES NOT DEPICT REALITY!! This is merely just a work of fiction and should not be taken literally.

Serj is a fucking vampire, you fricken fricks slow updates because I suck

The SOAD boyz embark on an epic interdimensional journey across space time, shattering the laws of physics and public decency [Actually I change my mind from my previous rating this isn't that profane (yet(?)) there's just hella swears and one (1) brief tasteful nudity so I now pronounce this booleansheet Rated E for everyone jk let's go with pg~13]

Fred gets a call from Jon hours after they had been together on a after-party. He realizes nothing is as it seems... never has been. Rated mature for Trigger Warnings.

I dont know what im gonna do with this story.. but im gonna make it as good as i can... Takes place in high school, both you and Daron are 17. ...I may also add some LGBT+ representation.. considering I am apart of the community !<3 (includes profanity, and some adult activities) if you dont like it.. simply don't read :)

WARNING: +18 CONTENT ♡1999 After a concert in Japan, Daron's POV♡ This is my 1st try of writing a fanfic. It's a soft OneShot about Daron Malakian and Shavo Odadjian probably my OTP ship about SOAD♡ The content and the theme of the it's a surprise so, of you're curious, just read♡ Hope you like it since it's my 1st time. Make me know if you want more in the comments and what do you think about it! P.s. English it's not my main language so, I'm sorry if it's not grammatically correct.

Daron's pissed and it's Serj's fault.

Some of you didn't throw your hair into a messy bun, apply natural makeup to accent your light blue orbs, throw on a crop top, slip on your bright pink Converse and skip down to the kitchen to find out your mother sold you to System of a Down and it shows.

basically the lamb to the slaughter but the characters are replaced with daron and serj along with other peeps....