Humour
10 stories
Tangled Up  by oh_hi_byeee
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"I was holding onto him thinking the pain was worth it, my hands and heart ached trying to keep something which killed me not so softly. But as I started to let go of him, my soul felt lighter. And my heart? It'll take it's own time.", she gave a soft smile. You came into my life, Making it colourful than it was, You made me feel good, Like a blooming flower. But just like every season, This season changed too, You left me like a withering flower, Making me drown in my own pain. My mind still thinks about you, My heart still hurts, Don't want someone to mend it now, I can't give the same love back. Love is complex, funny and confusing. People often mix the idea of love with actually being in love and end up getting heartbroken. You can love a person and not realize it as you let them go while holding onto something that isn't yours.
Muslim Gurls Rant by QuietGurl15
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Note: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADVANCE! Are you a Muslim Gurl and tired of just...EVERYTHING? Stupid questions? Idiotic actions? Stupid Social Media? "Oppression"? Explaining? Strict Parents? Annoying Siblings? Clothes? Little things that just annoy the crap out of us? Hijabs? EVERYTHING. Come and join me and LET'S RANT TOGETHER!! Even if you aren't a Muslim Gurl, read my book anyway! Muslim Gurls and Non-Muslims Gurls have a lot more in common than you might think!
The Test by Patpookie
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Going through my pictures, I went to the one that I had just taken, and the phone slowly slipped out of my grasp. What had escaped my notice before is that the couch I had taken the picture on was against a window, which showed the backyard of the house. But in this picture, it wasn't an empty backyard. No, behind my smiling face was another one, outside the window. It was his face. Covered with a black ski mask, watching me. *** All 19-year-old Layna wanted to do was forget about the guy that broke her heart, and move on with her new boyfriend Brian. But instead, she unwittingly attracted the attention of a stalker. Someone who had been watching her every move for a month, plotting and planning for the perfect moment when he could take her. What Layna never would have expected was that when he finally kidnaps her, she would have to undergo "The Test". The Test that the girls before her had gone through. The one they failed, and payed heavily for. Will she pass The Test or will she die like the others?
The Detective by EliciaHyder
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With eleven missing women to find and six high-profile burglary cases to solve, the last thing Detective Nathan McNamara needs in his life is one more complication. And that's exactly what his recent one-night stand is becoming-complicated. With his heinous lieutenant breathing down his neck for answers and his accidental girlfriend dropping hints for a commitment, Nathan is realizing that his career and his bachelor status are both on the line. When the burglary cases suddenly escalate to homicide, Nathan must put everything else aside to stop the killer. But this is easier said than done when the blonde from the bar repeatedly shows up at his doorstep and enlists his own mother against him. Now he's more convinced than ever that his job hangs in the balance and that the Surgeon General's warning on the whiskey bottle should include something about women. The Detective is part of THE SOUL SUMMONER Series. Book one of the series is available on WATTPAD.
Life After An Unwanted Marriage  by sofiebookwrites
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"I'm a man with needs and as my wife you're the one who'll fulfill that needs. Whether you like it or not we'll have sex right here and right now." he demands coldly. A life that turned into a living hell after being forced to marry that arrogant, despicable man. After years of moving on from the biggest regret of her life, Serenity found herself stuck in a predicament where she was given a choice to get married or loose the land that was supposedly for the orphanage. _________ He doesn't know if he inherited the genetic disease that runs in his family's veins. It's either he's a carrier of the said disease or the disease is a recessive type for him. For the empire's sake that was started by his great ancestors, his father forced him to find a wife in order to secure the company's future.
Taken By Them by WalkingUndertheMoon
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Corinna is living a normal life when a notorious gang comes into her house late at night and kidnaps her away from her life. Adrian, a FBI investigator, is assigned in hunting them down and rescuing Corinna.
Her Wish. ✔️ by rawoya
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[COMPLETED]. HIGHEST RANKING: #68 in short stories [16/06/16] "Wallahi you are so breath taking, so... I don't think a word is even created to describe your beauty." I took a big gulp, the moment he said those words to me, I can swear he must have heard it from how loud it was. "As the Prophet (saw) said in a hadith, 'When I met Yusuf (as), I saw that Allah (swt) has blessed him with half of the beauty of the whole world, while the other half has been spread over the rest of it' but in my eyes the rest was actually blessed upon you" I opened my mouth to say something but then nothing came out and I just stood there with my mouth open. "I've never seen anyone as beautiful as you, ever since the moment I laid eyes on you when we were kids I knew you were the one for me and no other girl could ever take your place" hearing him say everything he was saying, was making my heart beat escalate. "you are my first love, my first wife, my first everything and inshallah you will be my one and only even after my last breath" [Disclaimer: not edited, needs major editing]
Halal Humour by yazztaj
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Jokes, Desi meme, quote, insult and many more things. I promise that you will laugh, smile. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down. Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (Unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines.