"Never mind about the shape I'm in, I'll keep you safe tonight." 𖤐𖤐𖤐 In which you can only be so safe in the dangerous life of the killjoys.

"You're such a soccer dad. I can't believe you packed orange slices." 𖤐𖤐𖤐 In which a little girl thinks Calum would be perfect for helping her mom in finding a happily ever after.

"I love that song. I can't believe you're my soulmate." 𖤐𖤐𖤐 Soulmate AU Every soulmate has an airpod that syncs up to their other half's music. Gerard's soulmate is more on the annoying side of most. Blasting music to the loudest volume and playing the most overplayed songs imaginable.

"Don't worry," he said, "I'm a skilled cursebreaker. You'll be just fine." 𖤐𖤐𖤐 "Hey! Isn't that poisonous?" "Oh yes, it's quite lethal to the human body. One sip of this and you'll be dead in seconds." "What the hell? You're supposed to break a curse, not kill me!" He rolled his eyes. "Well I'm not a healer."

[DISCONTINUED] "I don't sleep, I am a nocturnal rat." 𖤐𖤐𖤐 Just a bunch of teens that kinda hate each other but learn to love each other and then hate each other again. Containing members of: Waterparks, Fall Out Boy, Twenty One Pilots, Panic! At The Disco, Set It Off, All Time Low, Pierce The Veil, My Chemical Romance, Sleeping With Sirens, etc.

"and she said shut up you fool, you're falling in love, again" 𖤐𖤐𖤐 Multi ship AU *WARNING* GAY DRAMA T E A MEMES G A Y ITS FUCKING GAY AS FUCK LITERALLY GAY OI GET OUT MEH SWAMP