DISCLAIMER: I wrote this back when TDD wasn't a Webtoon Originals, which means you'll find spoilers in this story if you just started reading the new version!!! If you'd like to read my work anyway, I'd suggest you skip to special chapters which aren't numbered!!! [First Person POV] Following the story of Paris and Yumi in The Dummy's Dummy, you are a 17 year old hyperactive girl with a sassy attitude, ready to kick ass! Even Paris' ass if you have to! Bonus: -Memes that are probably outdated when you aren't reading this real time. -Intermission AUs (Toy!(Y/N), Mafia AU, Swap AU) -Holiday Specials. Art by Mocha herself, I traced over it because it was a panel from the comic and not an artwork (plus it was blurry as heck) Come find me on tumblr as @justphilia and maybe bully me into updating, ha ha. (#1 thedummysdummy 6/23/19)

Let's try this now, shall we? When you can't find something that can't entertain you*, you do it ........yourself? Whatever. *I mean that I was bored and wanted something to do, not meaning I couldn't find anything good to read. (I can see how this can be misinterpreted. Just putting this note here in case.) Requests will be open and closed for sanity. (For request information, look in the INFORMATION chapter. It's the first chapter, hard to miss.) (What am I getting into.) Cover by: Lynn_Celo56 Reader's gender is unspecified as well. :D (unless stated otherwise or requested)