a compilation of the funniest comments that i have come across throughout my time on wattpad, without context.

what if members of the batfamily had social media? → all edits are mine and should not be reposted → fanart on cover by grumpybets

Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after tying to kill him. How will our favorite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby? This story isn't mine! It's the property of Yuudan (formerly Madness for sale) on fanfiction.net I just had to put it on! It's an amazing story and you WON'T STOP LAUGHING! ;)

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry allowed the internet during the early days of cyberspace. This is the story of why it is now banned.

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself.

the waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.