Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Skyler graw is 17 years old shes bubbly, fun, carefree well thats what she was like before her mom died and her dad stared beating her but thats not all she get beat up by her bully's Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles her life is a mess but is just keeps getting worse when her bully's kidnap her. Will she escape?