Posting some of the creepiest facts ever found on the internet👌. Hope you have fun reading these❤.

3 steps to death: 1: Minding my own damn business 2: Getting on a fricking plane 3: Plane crashes and I scream like hell. Or... like a little girl ••• (Thank you guys for being so very patient for this book to be published! I mean, for those who knew this was coming out, but for those who didn't, hi!!! I understand there are not that many of these books for kagekao so I hope you guys enjoy!!!) I update on Fridays only!!! (Unless it's a special day!!! ^^)

(Just so ya'll know, i started this story when i was 13 lmao. I'm 18 now <.<) ^(i'm 23 now 😐) You had friends, quite a lot...Or so you thought Then you saw...Him... You knew him. But from where? You didn't know, or, couldn't remember but, you were soon to find out That was for sure...

You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.