a witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes

Louis has never thought about going back in time, not until he realises Harry is engaged, but when the chance comes, it's the only thing he can think about. He wants to change the one thing he regrets the most until changing it becomes something he regrets even more.

Louis, an upper year Residence Advisor and sexy loudmouth aspiring journalist, pulls along quirky and anxious first year student Harry, determined to help him get the most out of college. The younger boy quickly learns that college isn't just about bad roommates and boring professors, but a place for getting hopelessly lost trying to take a shortcut in the dead of night, getting pulled up onstage in a coffeehouse, getting a bit tipsy and making bad decisions, and maybe even falling for someone entirely off limits. **Trigger Warning: Anxiety/Panic Attacks** *I really appreciate all the lovely messages, but I am not currently looking to translate any of my stories*

Five years have passed since Louis was in Neverland. Ever since then, he's been dreaming about going back, stuck in the clouds and existing mostly in his head because he can't let go and feels as though time is practically chasing him. Finding a way back isn't easy, but when it suddenly happens, Harry refuses to let him leave on his own, so Louis is forced to bring him with him, somewhat desperate to prove to Harry that he hasn't been lying about his adventures with Peter Pan.

Harry and Louis meet each other when they're on vacation in Italy, but they only have two weeks together, two weeks of ups and downs before they inevitably have to separate. Harry wants more, but Louis just needs the two weeks to be it.

Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn't stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes. WARNING: all rights go to velvetoscar on ao3 Cover made by: whatkooloser

This is NOT my work. This story belongs to dolce_piccante on Archive Of Our Own. If you would rather read it on ao3, here is the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5799241/chapters/13366498 ~ American Uni AU. Harry Styles is a frat boy football star from the wealthy Styles Family athletic dynasty. A celebrity among football fans, he knows how to play, he knows how to party, and he knows how to fuck (all of which is well known among his legion of admirers). Louis Tomlinson is a student and an athlete, but his similarities to Harry end there. Intelligent, focused, independent, and completely uninterested in Harry's charms, Louis is an anomaly in a world ruled by football. A bet about the pair, who might be more similar than they originally thought, brings them together. Shakespeare, ballet, Disney, football, library chats, running, accidental spooning, Daredevil and Domino's Pizza all blend into one big friendship Frappucino, but who will win in the end?

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Louis is a freshman with a crush on his older brother's best friend. He gets bullied, but it doesn't really bother him. He also likes to sing. or the one where Louis has a crush on Liam's friend Harry.

When Darcy and Daphne starts school they find out they're twins! They are both adopted and decides to make their single gay dads fall in love so they can be a family. Purely fictional. Smutwarning light.