"What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, 'I know you've been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won't die a virgin?'" Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up. "What an intriguing offer." The drawling voice had their eyes widening. Harry was filled with mild horror and drowning in embarrassment. Merlin, help him.

ooh a drarry my first drarry xx

It started off as a prank on the last year of Hogwarts, after the war. But it lead to a steamy hour in the shower... which lead to a hot day, to a hot week, to a hot month... but they are only bump it bros, right?

~ Harry came to Michigan from France after a tragic accident with my mother and father. He goes to Detour high school. He meets the play boy of the school, Draco Malfoy. Will they fall in love? Will they drive each other away. Harry will have to leave bye the end of the year. What will happen. ~

Harry is a submissive neko. Draco is dominant vampire who is possessive and protective. ----------------------------------------------------------‐ If you like a chapter, please vote so I know what I'm doing good on and what I can improve. If you see any errors like grammar, spelling etc, please comment on where the error is or directly dm me. Thank you. 😊 ----------------------------------------------------------- Will have violence and abuse of all kind, including rape. Please don't read if you don't want to read about that sort of violence and abuse.

(credit to artist for the cover) THIS IS A DRARRY SMUTSHOT! so yea, smut...

This one is not my story! The Lip-Lock Jinx, a jinx that renders the victim mute that can only be undone in two ways: if the caster reverses the spell on the victim, or if the victim serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he gets jinxed by Ginny Weasley and that he's in love with Draco Malfoy.

If there was anything Harry Potter was good at, it had to be keeping secrets. Unless you count telling his friends, and Dumbledore somehow finding out, and Hagrid reassuring him about things, and the snickering he hears from Slytherins and- okay..Maybe he was bad at keeping secrets. But this one was big. How would he cope with everyone knowing the cravings he had? The longing for his childhood - the one he never had? How could he possibly handle one platinum blonde, green-clad slytherin boy who knew too much?