Mary Sue: (noun) an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character with little to no flaws. "Mary Sues" is a book chock-full of those characters we love to hate. They can be found almost anywhere, from DeviantArt to fanfiction sites, these repulsive creatures have creeped into every corner of our world- and you have just stumbled upon the largest concentration of these horrific characters on Wattpad. Sinfully shameless. Painfully perfect. ALERT: I am currently looking for users to join my Mary Sue team until APRIL 16th! Anybody can join, just ask!

Hi, my name's Evangel Mary Sue Electra Ocean Lightning Otrera Skylar Melody Seminary, and I'm 14 years old. This is the story of how I became a demigod. (This is a crackfic, don't worry.)

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In which Timothée Chalamet discovers the magic of food scented shampoos.

Adventurers Quack, Overdue, and Freedom McUncleSam travel over the world to capture the orange farming heathen, Greg, and her assistant, Pauch.

Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

slurp up that water boi

***WARNING** NOT FOR BABY S READ AT UR OWN RISK DIRTY 1D FANFIC

This is the story of Ratalouis. Ratalouis is a small rat with a big love for Eleanor, the most beautiful and artistocratic rat in all of Paris. Ratalouis knows that Eleanor is out of his league, for he is just a fat rat who lives in a dumpster; and she is a goddess. Read on to follow Ratalouis on his great journey to love............

It all started when my mom told me she was selling me...