Arranged marriages are terrible things. Who wants to marry someone they don't love? Who you hate with your entire entity after a childhood of disasters? The year is 1942 in an alternate dimension where the turtles are forced to intermarry in order to "save their species" and their offspring is to be delivered to earth in 27 years. Mikey has a spouse chosen for him, although he prayed he wouldn't have to go through with it, he is forced to wed Raphael.

JUST READ THE BOOK

creepypasta time 🍝

Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content

Mature just to be safe. Can be determined as Romance or friendship. Both humanized and orginal. As of 2021, there will be remasters of some of the older one shots, in order to make them readable. Also I changed the order sorry Some of these one shots are now on Ao3! There are also currently 1 new one shot being worked on, however they are detailed and long. Against personal morals to write lemons so... sorry?

One day Garfield wakes up and looks in the mirror. What's this?? HES PETER GRIFFIN!? Garfield is taken back by the pure beauty and runs downstairs to go see John. John of corse, is making his breakfast (lasagna) and is also shocked by the beauty. Then the whole day John barely pays attention to Odie and is just obsessed with the new Garfield. Odie ends up hanging himself from the ceiling fan but they don't care. They are literally in love. Read to find out more crazy shit!!

CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!

I was bored. I see a lot of Luigi ones. Didn't want copy again.. Made Mario.. Cause Idk I was bored :0

lemons and floof