Alex Turner is bored with his life. The drunken nights and nameless girls have become routine in his high-speed lifestyle. But everything changes when he meets Indiana Hunt, an erratic college student who isn't afraid to say what she thinks. And when their two chaotic worlds collide, the results are catastrophic. • "We're both disasters," he said to me. "You and I, one big fucking mess." •

"But you said you'd love me forever," she said with tears streaming down her face. He looked at her carelessly and said, "Yes,but that was before I met her" "Alex please" she said "I'm sorry Ari,"He told her. Follow the life of a young Janessa Pires, 'the worlds' worst disgrace' and famous Arctic Monkeys frontman, Alex Turner. Despite the age difference, the life lessons these two share are countless. One lesson is how to live, the other is that appearances fool you, and drastically change when you least expect them to. Any unauthorized reprint or use of this material is prohibited. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system without express written permission from the author. Starlordhelders (Originally LivingInImagineLand) 2013-

While Violet tries to fend off Alex and his baggage that includes kingpins, drugs, and money, her world is turned upside down.

Growing up, Jenny always thought that her brothers best friend Alex was a jerk, however when their paths cross ten years later will Jenny change her opinion of the singer?

June 2003 in Sheffield. Two 17 year olds, Charlotte Baker and Alex Turner. One weird love story.