welcome to the worm cult. there is no escape now. __________ bruh, i made this because i hate myself hehe __________

Night Kid flies solo. Mostly because nobody seems to want to fly with her. But when her archnemesis, Cooties, strikes a devastating blow, Night Kid must quickly befriend Dragon Boy, another superhero who thinks nothing of her. The two surprisingly click, despite their past disputes, but as the stakes get higher, it becomes harder to work together, let alone save the world. Yes, I'm immortal. Yes, I know, it's cliche. But you know what? Being special comes at a cost. I'll be a fifth-grader for the rest of my life. *Dragon Boy wuz here *

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

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