Mistaken attempted murder in the snow. ------------- Summary: A mistake leads to Canada being held captive in Russia's house. ------------ mur·der /ˈmərdər/ Learn to pronounce noun 1. the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another. "the stabbing murder of an off-Broadway producer" verb 2. kill (someone) unlawfully and with premeditation. ------------------------------ Russia wants America dead and Canada wants to be noticed or at least be loved by someone who doesn't forget him.

The Ancients have become increasingly worried for the Nations of the world. It pains them greatly to see their children suffering in silence, so they have devised a plan to rectify this.

This is just a book full of Hetalia texts, memes, jokes, puns and more!! I was inspided by the cover of this book to make this xD I would suggest you guys watch it too!!! HIGHEST RANK: #55 in Humour (1st April 2017) #124 in Random (4th April 2017)

[!Two New Hetalia Memes every day¡] It's that sequel no one wanted! HIGEST RANKING; #16 in APH

The title says it all.

Matthew and Alfred are brothers, but polar opposites. While Alfred is incredibly loud, popular, and athletic, Matthew is a bit on the quieter, artistic side. Matthew has always found Alfred's friends obnoxiously annoying, but one day, during the "awesome trio's" usual hangout, Matthew finds himself engaging in conversation with Gilbert, realizing he's not as obnoxious as he assumed. (a lot of usuk... I'm warning you) * Art by @lattegalaxies on Tumblr *

Philophobia - an overwhelming and unreasonable fear of falling in love. Matthew suffers from severe philophobia and depression because of a breakup with an abusive ex when he was 17 and neglectful parents. At age 23 He meets 25 year old Gilbert, who quickly falls in love with the awkward blonde. Matthew struggles not to reciprocate Gilbert's feelings out of fear of being rejected again. Will Matthew cave and admit his love for the charmingly goofy German? Or will things spiral out of control causing Matthew's depression to worsen T/W Philophobia Probably major angst Possible cutting Suicide if I feel like it My massively sadistic ass If you read my last book then there will be a significantly more swears Hetalia does not belong to me neither do any of these characters and absolutely none of the art is mine because dear god I do not have the skill for that.

On February 24th 1945 it was decided that the country of Prussia would be divided into Poland and east Germany. Yet to this day Prussia lives on in the comfort of his younger brothers home. When he has a very stressful fight with Austria he decides to look into the reason to find out why he's still alive.

prucan fluff and maybe more ahonhonhonhonhonhonhon ;)

I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS USED OR ANY OF THE SONGS! I will give the creator credit for inspiring a songfic. (F/C):favorite color (F/B):favorite band (Y/N):your name (E/C):eye color (H/C):hair color (H/L):hair length