" 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯, 𝔩𝔲𝔳. " " 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯, 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶. " 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚...𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑥 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑠

"It's ineffable, darling." "Ineffable?" "Ineffable." Crowley confirmed. Drunk and post the Armageddon-not, Aziraphale ponders if he and Crowley had never met in Eden. His darling demon, however, doesn't care much for hypotheticals.- This is little AU explores the idea of 'what if Aziraphale and Crowley hadn't met in Eden?' ... A very short (5 chapter) Aziraphale's x Crowley story. It doesn't really have an ending and it was originally in my oneshots book for these two. But it was three parts and 10k words- so I decided to make it into its own book. Enjoy! ... Warning: Rated mature for very little (but rather safe than sorry) strong Language.

Sorry, right number! Welcome to series of oneshots from Good Omens. And by that I ofcourse mean just oneshots of our ineffable husbands; Aziraphale and Crowley. This book will include all kinds of oneshots, angst, fluff, AUs, etc. There will always be music that goes with the chapter, so be sure to listen to that while reading. Enjoy! ... Warnings; this book is rated as Mature simply because of some cursing and drinking in a few of the stories. Anyway, enjoy! :)

The Nice and Fairly Accurate History of the demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale, on their relationship over 6,000 years. Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other since the beginning, quite literally. From the gate of Eden to the end of the world, they have been there for each other- tempting, thwarting, and even helping (not that their respective head offices need to know). As the millennia go on, the two grow closer and closer, and there are words that both off them need to say, but neither do. It only takes the end of the world for them to get their heads on straight. AKA: Aziraphale and Crowley being pining idiots for 6,000 years. Cross-Posted on Ao3 under the same title

Crowley finds his secret conviction that the world was designed for his personal entertainment severely tested by the bloody boring fourteenth century. But what is he a demon for, if not to spice things up a bit? It's irrelevant that a certain angel is taking his orders seriously for once and embarking on a life of self-denial and doing good. That isn't the reason Crowley is bored, at all. And he certainly isn't acting up to get Aziraphale's attention because he's desperately in love or anything.

"Since the Apocalypse had been avoided, the bond between the angel and the demon had grown closer. For the first time in 6000 years Aziraphale...felt something for Crowley. He didn't know what the strange feeling was when the ginger-haired demon was around, but - he was an angel, for Gods Sake. His kind used to be caring and loving, whatever or whenever." Aziraphale begins to question the Great Plan and its purpose on love. According to this, a demon and an angel aren't made for each other. When Crowley finally shows up at his bookshop and tries to confess his feelings for the angel, he breaks up. Leaving an angry demon and a very sad angel. Not knowing what they gonna do. Little do both of them know that these weren't exactly the commands from God herself...

Requests are currently [CLOSED] Innocent little stories based off the book Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett and the TV Series Be prepared for LOTS of angst, fluff, lemons, and the Ineffable Husbands ;) Range from a few hundred words to 1000+

"Aziraphale debated internally a bit, but curling his arm up around Crowley's shoulder really was more comfortable. He knew he was being silly. He knew a dance was nothing and if it made Crowley happy after his feelings had apparently been hurt it wasn't much to ask, but-it was the demon. He had the literally infernal talent to make even the simplest, least dubious things feel like a temptation. Aziraphale knew it was Crowley's nature, and not strictly saying his fault, but it did sometimes make things feel *complicated*." Biarritz, South of France, 1921. Aziraphale stumbles on Crowley apparently working the hotels and casinos as a gigolo. At least, that's where it begins.

Virgil has...powers, magical powers but only his best friends, Patton and Logan know about it. One day he meets one of the few most popular guys in a classroom, which Virgil loves to hang out in after school. He isn't really interested in the most popular guy in school, he just wants to be alone with his music and have depressing thoughts all day. My new story :3

⚠ WARNING ⚠ Angsty oneshots that will devour your entire being. Cover by: Logan (see profile)