Just where every one is crazy in some way! South Park is full of dumbasses and children that are gonna be grown up in some absurd ways; that includes all of them. This is basically Stan x Kyle in Kyle's point of view, so brace yourselves for some serious cringe. Also, they're all in 8th grade now so don't come at me.

Kyle and his family aren't what you expect. They're smartasses but are for a reason. They murder. Kill. Anything to get what they want. Kyle starts to want something from what he calls his Super Best Friend, Stan. His love. And it comes at the worst time, where he's dating Wendy. Wendy was manipulating Stan, but Stan doesn't love her to the max. The struggle between how Kyle gains Stan's affection is risky, but will it be enough to win his heart once and for all with his confusion to who he will accept as his lover? ⚠️This is a warning. If you are not into gore, you are destined not to read this. Read at your own risk⚠️ Also I won't be making any author comments, it'll make the whole thing look bad in my opinion.

Sometimes, relationship labels are complicated.

I'm not in love with you. I don't need you. I'm not in love with Stan marsh. ... Who am kidding? Style

Maybe I'm bad for him. Maybe I'm destroying him instead of helping him. But it's not my fault. He's the one who's still here

When you think you're day can't get worse, someone's going to somehow make it happen. Style. Heads up, this is going to contain a lot of smutty and nearly smutty content. Don't like, don't read. Also, all the chapters are titled song lyrics. Just a little tid-Bit.

Kyle's tired. Very tired. He hates how Stan clings to him while he was drunk and cries all night about why Wendy keeps on breaking up with him and why it feels like something is always a missing in his life. He hates it. Because.... he's scared. He's seeing something coming out from this. Yet, he doesn't acknowledge it. He will never acknowledge it. He's already hurt enough. ....... Why? Every night, you cling to me and cry about her yet the next day your just back on her grasp all over again. You allow her to use you. You allow her to hurt you. And... In the process of hurting you, she's hurting me too. They might ask... 'Why don't you just help him? Make him get away from that Wendy? You love him right?' And I can just smile sadly while saying my number one excuse. "I'm his best friend"

Kyle likes Stan. He has been for the last 3 years of his life. But since Stan dates girls and has Wendy for a girlfriend, he knows he will never have a chance. That is, until Stan and Wendy brake up.

Cute Style (Stan x Kyle) Pics. I don't own any of these pictures.

When Stan has to move from New York back to his childhood town, he is outraged. But when he meets his old super best friend, Kyle, he isn't as bothered. Although, when Kyle finds out his feelings about Stan, he doesn't know what to do, and neither does Stan. - Credit to the artist of the cover