Hey guys. I'm here to give you insider knowledge about the lives of the Decepticons. So be prepared you never know if I'm going to die by insulting BD or get in trouble by switching Megsy's normal energon and replacing it with high grade. You never can know what's just around the corner. Seriously I was coming around a corner and nearly got squashed by Steve! So yeah look around corners before you walk. The Cons in this book are Megsy, SS, Steve, KO, BD, SW, and Shocky. So I can torture all of them. Hehehe.

Chromia and Ironhide have been bonded longer than any other Cybertronian from Cybertron.They thrive off it to live until something causes them to be pulled away.The death of Ironhide on Earth rattles Chromia to the core.Sentinel Prime would pay for what he did.But something is keeping Ironhide from coming back...Chromia unable to figure out what it is sets out on her own journey to find what she has had all along.

She's escaped years of imprisonment and 'scientific' alterations at the servos of ShockWave, and now she's heading to Earth. But when she gets there, she learns a few things that'll make her arrival bittersweet. Her crush is online, but her brother is not . . . she'll have to forge new friendships to truly survive and thrive in this new world.

Lord Megatron has always found Starscream to be more trouble than he was worth, but when the idea of gaining more of the rare Seeker breed is placed in his processor, the warlord decides he may as well learn how to take care of his new pet. (I assume this would be the time to grovel and say I own nothing. Well, I don't own the characters but I do own a few obscure new concepts {anti-virus solutions are the biggest ones that comes to mind at the moment}. There. Now that is finished and you may read on!)

When Optimus Prime is tricked into believing he is Orion Pax and a Decepticon, who will come to the leaders aid and make him remember and when he does, what will become of him?

Onboard the Nemesis, Soundwave gets to partake in a rare pleasure: the interrogation of an Autobot prisoner. The Decepticon uses every trick he has as he delves deep into the torn mind of the mech. But this captive may not be as innocent as everybot thinks, including the mech himself....

After being beaten and worse by Megatron, Starscream finally retaliates. With Megatron out of the way, Starscream takes control of the Decepticons while his former master lays in med bay on the edge of death. Dark energon is the only thing keeping him somewhat alive. As the world around Megatron changes, he is thrown into the Pit where he is tormented beyond his imagination. He sends one final plea to Starscream in a dream, but whether the Seeker chooses to listen is out of Megatron's control.

Well, I decided that if I keep posting my 'Ways to annoy' one-shots individually, then it'd get too crowded in my works, so I'm combining all future 'Ways to annoy' works under one fic. Enjoy!

Major disclaimer: Nearly all, if not absolutely all, of these rants will be, and have been, written in the heat of moment. They may, and are likely to, come off much harsher than if I wasn't frustrated and emotional. Most will most likely be written when I'm already stressed. So, they're much more likely to become far more 'mean' and abrasive than they would otherwise. A collection of some random, frustrating thoughts involving transformers, though a few rants may be more generalized. Harsh language is likely to be used. Don't like it, don't read. But I will be touching on some common, and not so common issues that can be found in transformers fanfics.