Artemis Fowl the 2nd gets a call from SHIELD they want him to find something, but what is in it for the boy genius. In the process will he find out more about the faires or his father? Who is Tony Stark and what is his relationship with Artemis's mother? A lot to be answered so tune in on this hectic adventure.

Set after The Time Paradox, everything goes wrong for Artemis Fowl the second when distress signal stretching across dimensions drags him and Holly Short into Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. *I do not own Artemis Fowl or Harry Potter. Full credit to Eoin Colfer and J.K. Rowling*

Vanessa Avery was not planning on having anything less than an eventful sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She knew if this year was to be anything like the last, she was in for a wild ride. What the girl wasn't counting on was ending up in a dangerous love triangle- with someone she once despised and one of her closest friends. No matter how hard she tries to cover it up, eventually the truth will come out, and in the end, only one of the young men is right for her. But with the impending wizarding war and enemies drawing ever closer, will she be able to figure it out before it's too late?

The Order of the Phoenix needs some one with powerful influences on the muggle government, power, and is rich. Surprisingly Hermione has the perfect distant cousin. Artemis Fowl II. Soon after Artemis joins the order. I will say this now I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER or ARTEMIS FOWL. Please don't criticize my work. This story contains some of my longest chapters. I'm not sure how much I will do, yet someone( any one please) get ready to maybe adopt this story. After TLG. During TOotP