The team are on a mission to find a special sort of plant. Keith picks the wrong one.

ATTENTION: This is the SECOND book of my Vampire's Pet series and cannot be read as a stand alone book. ~~~ I thought that my life had ended the day I got purchased by a blood thirsty monster. I thought that the rest of my life was going to be nothing but constant fear and suffering. But I couldn't have been more wrong. What I found was something much different. Something that I didn't even know I was looking for let alone wanted. What I found was a new beginning. A new beginning with the one I cared most for. ~~~ Cover by: @aculeasis

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought In reality, we were all under their control. Castles spread out throughout our land, one landing in each city. Each castle varied in the number of vampires residing there, but all of them carried a Lord. The Lords were the ones in charge in every city, whether we liked it or not. The vampires often roam through the city, making sure that everyone was in order and no one stepped out of line. If you stepped out of line, you died, end of story. Even if the rich were still under their control, their lives were still better than the poor. The poorest lives held a much worse fate. The men were to be put to work as slaves, whether that meant serving a specific vampire, or just building their castles, they were slaves. The women were to be pets. Pets were the lowest rank you could have. They were forced into cages that were too small to stand in with collars around their necks. They spent their lives in pet shops, just waiting for the dreadful day that they'll be bought. They were treated like animals, trained into what their master wanted, and punished if they misbehaved. Those who were lucky enough to live through that, we're to be slaughtered for their blood at age twenty-five in an act to make sure that our population would stay steady. I was born into this world. Born into this world full of blood-sucking monsters. Except, I was one of the lucky ones. Was. It all ended for me when I was 12, when I was taken away from the last bit of hope and family that I had left. Ever since then, I've lived in a cage, just rotting away, waiting, dreading for the day that some monster would make me his. This is my life. I am a pet. ~~~ Cover by: @mshacake

This is a story of you being just a regular girl when suddenly something scary is announced on the news. A 'creature' has been let out into the wonders of the world. Guess who's fault it was? The government. They kept a lot of secrets from the news, but this? Worst of all you live near the place it escaped. Flippen fabulous. This will obviously end just, plain, perfectly, amazingly, swell.

Female werewolves have barely any respect in this world. The Mating Games is what decides who their mates are even if they don't find their soulmate. Diana Greenwoods is a female werewolf and she's turning 18 soon and she's going to be the future beta of her pack because she's the oldest daughter. The problem is, the Mating Games is also happening two days after her birthday, and SHE DOESN'T WANT A MATE!!! So she plans on surviving the whole week and not getting mated. She also has this very weird crescent birthmark on the bottom of her right foot, and it has something to do with her unique powers and the strange voices she's been hearing. Diana also can shift into a huge white wolf, which is very rare, because usually females don't shift or shift into average/small wolves. And her being a huge white wolf makes her a huge bright target. YAY!!!!! (NOTE. THE. SARCASMMMM.) Ace Winters is the Alpha of the Crescent Scythe Pack, which is the strongest pack in the world, and he's unmated. (heh heh very cliche) But HE doesn't really want a mate either. Buuuut he's forced to go by his mom, and is told that if he doesn't get a mate, he'll be stripped of his title and his younger brother will become Alpha. His younger brother reeeeallly doesn't want to be Alpha and doesn't have the skill to do it and he'd rather stay as a beta, so Ace is going to the mating Games for him. What happens when the two meet during the Mating Games and find out they're soulmates????? _____________ ALL PICTURES AREN'T MINE! (well except for the ones Im gonna draw) _____________ This is my first book. It's gonna have a lot of plot holes... Sorry about that...

Set in a futuristic-medieval world, Keith is the prince to a kingdom ruled by his tyrant parents. Tired of their abuse, he joins a rebel group to take them down. On a mission, a member of the Royal Guard mistakes him for a woman, on account of his misleading appearance. But instead of correcting him, Keith goes with it. On his next mission, he meets the guard again, but this time he's ready - his long hair is out, his nails are painted, and his eyes are lined with perfect wings. As Keith continues to make progress with his missions, the guard continues to show up to thwart him. Their duel soon become a regular occurrence, and somehow Keith begins to look forward to them. "How come you always pick the nights when I'm on duty to show up?" "You're on duty every night, dumbass." STATUS: Ongoing Disclaimer: WILL SAY THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE. WE OWN THE PLOT AND NOTHING MORE. WE DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS NOR DO WE PRETEND THEY DO. THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS. Well, we own a few OC's but anyway...

So I'm really into Humans are Space Orcs, and I decided that I would make my own little short stories and such about the cute but terrifying creatures we are and our strange habits. So enjoy my kinda bad but comprehensible writing, and thanks for visiting my story.

>Original HASO ficlets I write for fun. Hope you enjoy. >Cross-posted to Tumblr.

In which an alien named Xil and a human named Elsie become unlikely friends on a prestigious spaceship. Inspired by the Humans Are Weird tumblr posts