Greedy, mean, bossy, careless, disrespectful, rude, narcissistic... That's all everyone has been saying about him, and she never heard otherwise. All these words were running through her head as she was on her way to apply for his secretary. The salary of Onceler's secretary was her only hope at the moment. Despite knowing that his secretaries never lasted long, she was determined to prove him wrong. She couldn't afford not to. With her life already crumbling, she was ready for a change. Even if it meant working for the most annoying and obnoxious person she had ever encountered. But how bad could it possibly be, right? This book contains smut.

What if the Onceler had an Assistant? What would their relationship be like? Would The Onceler's fate change? (I'm playing around with some ideas here so please be patient and kind. This is my first fanfic.)

The Onceler, the man of your dreams, he was cute, funny and everything a young girl could dream of.

[ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐗 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐 ] ━ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, after an invitation to come help him sell his new invention the thneed, y/n is faced with the trial and error of onceler and his failing project. _________________________________ ** REWRITTEN !! ** 「 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 」 [ 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 // 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 ]

''❞ onceler x reader ━ you adored the rainy days. the best ones were those spent in your local café, gazing through the window. nothing in the world seemed more inviting. however, you've always found your life dull and hopeless, but all it took was the entrance of a sweet, tall boy to breathe new life into it all. eventually, you start sticking by his side no matter what, helping him with his business. however, you had your own problems as well. would he even help you out? would he help fix you? most importantly, could you fix him after all the greed? "𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 self harm, self hatred, depression, mental health issues & a lot of angst. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 ; 2023-03-09 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 ; 2023-06-01 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ cover art by hybridkilljoys.

"You know Austin, right?" Maddy asked. "Like Austin show Austin?" You asked in return. Maddy nodded. "Yeah, that guy. I got a DM from him today about another Love or Host, he wants me to do." "Ah." You said. It wasn't uncommon for Maddy to make an appearance on that particular show - she had been friends with Austin for a good while, and was one of his go-to's when he needed someone to participate. "Who for?" "One of those Minecraft guys, I don't know." She shrugged. "Anyway, Austin said he was short on participants, and I told him that I had a hot roommate who might be down for it, so I wanted to ask if you would consider hopping on for this one." You pursed your lips. "When is it?" "Couple days. Friday night, I think around like 7?" You pushed off the bed, going over to the corkboard that housed your entire life - sticky notes pressed into the shape of a calendar, each labeled with a number and a list of things you had to do that day. You glanced at Friday's note - mostly empty, except for a few online classes in the morning. If you wanted, you could probably do it. You looked back at Maddy. "You can tell Austin I'll do it." She perked up. "Yeah? You will?" "Yeah." You said, pulling down the sticky note for that day and writing down 'Love or Host - 7' at the bottom of the list before sticking it back up, pinning it in place. It wasn't that big of a deal really. They just needed another person to participate - and going on the Austin Show was always good publicity. "Awesome." Maddy said. "Trust me, this is going to be so fun."

You're the new chief of general surgery who's been hired by Dr. Derek Shepherd, the chief of surgery, at Seattle Grace Mercy West Hospital. - set in season six of Grey's Anatomy, when Derek was chief - words in italics are what the person is thinking - Y/N: your name, Y/L/N: your last name, Y/F/N: your full name - characters/ locations/ dialogue from the show are owned by greysabc - story contains: alcohol, nsfw, sexual harassment

this is my first wattpad story lmaoo so uh, expect some uh, messy stuff lol this story is discontinued, read community posts for context ITS NOT CC! ITS C! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH enjoy reading :3

A story where you're in techno blade's love or host. win or lose? love or host? -this is will be all romantic and sHiT so bare with me- Warning: mature language COMPLETE :D

Hello! As of making this, our members of the Dream SMP are being bullied, threatened and shamed. So, my hopes of the outcome of this book is to bring comfort to any of the true fans of our lovely streamers. Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo will be included, BUT THE RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE PLATONIC! Update 5/4/24: I am officially done with his book. I know I never did any other updates, organized or fixed stories like I wanted. But with everything that has happened in recent months (in the community and my personal life), it feels wrong to continue this book. Thank you all for your love and support during this journey. I wish you well