💡 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: Welcome to a book that is 50% aesthetic, 50% insanity, and 100% questionable decision-making. ✨ This isn't your ordinary comedy book. Oh no. This is a beautiful mess filled with: ✔️ Existential crises over missing socks 🧦 ✔️ Deep philosophical debates about why WiFi never works when you need it 📶 ✔️ Unhinged one-shots about everyday disasters that should NOT be this funny 😆 ✔️ Random but oddly relatable rants about life, because why not? 🤡 If you love structured chaos, sarcasm, and aggressively aesthetic formatting, then congratulations-you just found your new obsession. Read at your own risk. Side effects may include: 🔹 Sudden bursts of laughter in public places 🔹 An identity crisis over whether you're the main character or the comic relief 🔹 The realization that this book might be too unhinged... but you love it anyway

Being Friendly is too dangerous, at least not my type.

A possible future in less than 500 words, if plastic wins. This was my entry for the WattPad/National Geographic #PlanetOrPlastic competition back in late 2018. It reached their Top 10 Submissions which, given that there appeared to be well over 5000 entries, was a very pleasant surprise! The competition itself had a limit of 500 words so, for those who keep asking if I intend continuing the story, the answer (for now!) is no - unless I can find a very good reason for adding any more. Many thanks to everyone reading and voting on this story and getting it to number 1 in the #sciencefiction category in May/June 2020! I did try to thank the voters individually on their pages but Wattpad have a daily limit on the number of times I'm allowed to do that and there are now too many of you (not that I'm complaining)! Here's the top 10 submissions page: https://www.wattpad.com/list/738243473-planetorplastic-top-10-submissions If you want to read the story in Polish please head over to https://www.wattpad.com/story/236405960-m%C4%85dro%C5%9B%C4%87-staro%C5%BCytnych-t%C5%82umaczenie-pl where @juliatlumaczy has done a fine job - thank you, Julia! @juliatlumaczy has now sent me a version of the cover she used for her Polish translation - thanks again, Julia! @alex_sokolova has also translated the story into Russian as well. You can read that here: https://www.wattpad.com/976002417-мудрость-древних - many thanks, Alex! We now have a third translation! @AlfonsoLucassen has kindly translated it into Spanish and you can find it here: https://www.wattpad.com/1063634347-la-sabidur%C3%ADa-de-los-antiguos

Kim Namjoon his parents died in a car accident so he has to take care of his two little brothers. But things gets difficult when he gets kicked out from his job. To his luck he finds a new one as a butler for a rich guy called Kim Seokjin.