"This book speaks to anyone with a neurodivergent brain, that may feel like an alien here on earth. I swear Browning made me laugh and cry and question reality...sometimes all in the same sentence." -JD Todd, author The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it. Potto is dim-witted, extremely forgetful and incredibly naïve. He wasn't always this way. Aye-Aye is devilishly shrewd and has boozed his way into a comfortable existence of incompetence and sleaze. How they ended up being two of the most wanted aliens in the galaxy is anyone's guess. Chased down by every oddball bounty hunter in the known universe, and befriended by a libidinous assassin, a fire-breathing reptilian, and a telepathic tree, their misadventures take them past Earth (the mall planet), to a floating sex circus, a planet of killer stuffed animals, an underground spaceship impound lot, and to a planet of reasonably priced bungalows. All while flying around in a ship powered by the brain waves of a psycho killer. A great prophecy proclaims that only "one of light, and one of dark" can save the universe from the dictatorship of The Node. That can't be Potto and Aye...Potto doesn't know what the word prophecy means, and neither know how to spell it. Part sci-fi epic, part absurd dark comedy, I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room is a comment on human behavior, depression, anxiety, and self-esteem. But way more fun than that sounds. So, do up your space seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy ride. Despite the lack of potholes in space. (Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings: #1 Adventure #1 Action #1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi #1 Misadventures #1 Absurd #1 Mindbending And all because of YOU. Thank you. *Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.com Merch available at: www.theseanbrowning.come

beomgyu: //senyum innocent // annyeong hyung, kitorang terbakar kan rumah kitorang so kitorang nak tinggal kat sini jin: camne korang boleh terbakar kan rumah korang haaaaa!!! __ tae: //cakap macam pembaca berita// jin ni kalau dah mengamuk suara dia punye kuat tu en, semua orang takleh brain. dah lah cakap laju nak mampus, kalah tongue technology suga: hey tae, jangan disrespect tongue technology aku. aku sebat ontot kau kang tae: hiks seperti yang kita tahu, artis bighit semua crackheads tambah tambah lagi pulak kalau diorang dah duduk same same. bole bergegar bumi. anyway, stan bighit for crackhead cultures. kalau nak tahu ape jadi, baca lah cite ni

soobin: rotiii kesayangankuuu roti: ...... soobin: aku sayang kauuu roti: ....... soobin: //makan roti// roti: rip myself *** Ini story yang mengisahkan cinta soobin kepada rotinya dan seperti biasa txt akan menjadi third wheel dan merampas roti daripada soobin. Cite ini mengarut ye HAHAHAHAHAHA ----- Collab with @HUIYING1210 Story and idea memang fresh dari otak kitorang, kalau sama tu mungkin coincidence