Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal << (background in cover; not mine)

Priya, an international ARMY switches bodies with Kim Taehyung. How smoothly do you think that'll go? . . . Cover design: @ravsisrekt ; sticker design: creds go to rightful maker :)

{SPINOFF/SEQUEL to The Bad Blind Date} Jungkook and Y/N fell in love and got their happy-ever-after. But what about the others? Story revolves around the expansion of Iris and Yoongi, however Shawn and the others will also be returning in this one! - "You're so protective over her," Iris said smiling as she awkwardly moved her arm away from Shawn's bare side. Shawn glanced down at Iris, uncomfortable himself. Clearing his throat a bit, he tried not to focus on her side against his exposed torso. "I'm uh," he struggled. He wouldn't always show the woman beside him such affection...their relationship didn't involve such character. "I'm protective over you too," he said softly, his voice barely above a whisper. Iris's eyes narrowed lightly at that, her head tilting over in curiousness. Yoongi's eyes hardened at that from outside the bedroom door. His lips parted slightly at everything he seemed to have heard. Having his hand fall from the doorknob, he didn't understand his sudden heavy heart. - Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

You, a fan, are dead and haunt BTS. Being involved in an accidental hit-and-run by the boys' tour bus on your birthday wasn't how you planned on dying. But it happened. A confused ghost you were, failing to find its place, you did what you could do and followed them back. You don't know why, but you targeted your bias, Yoongi, the most in your trails. Seeking playful revenge, all hit the fan the minute you realize that you aren't invisible to one member... Park Jimin can very much see you.

"we weren't supposed to be together," he pants, distaste patterned on his tongue «a promise overdue, an arranged marriage in set. he kisses me and doesn't mean it. i kiss him and don't mean it. looks like we'll be doing that for the rest of our lives now» 4/4 - "Hyung-line series"

illegal love - "Boys like you don't fall for girls like me." - 3/4 - "Hyung-line series."

"you've chosen the right girl." - On the 69th day after meeting BTS: Namjoon is scared, Jin is quiet along with Yoongi and Hoseok, while Jimin's mad. Jungkook's a fumbling idiot with a gun, and Taehyung's unconscious on the cold ground. ...and well you, you're being a sarcastic moron not taking any of the dangerous situation seriously. How did a fun-bubbling concert end up this way? ~ Namjoon x Y/N based ~ - 2/4 - "Hyung-line series."

"Still in denial?" You asked softly. "About what?" "Missing her," you piped quietly, heart knotting as you spoke. He sighed, his face almost buried into the book before him. "It's okay that you do..." He eyed you carefully, "What are you? My tutor or my shrink?" You licked your lips a bit, the pencil in your hand lamely moving between the hold of your soft fingertips. "Whatever you need," you whispered out. - Having a genuine friend is something Park Jimin never had. People would pretend to care for him in attempts to get closer to him. When finding comfort in the only girl that sees him nothing other than the boy she tutors, he results in finding ways to cope with your help when suffering through his heart wrenching and confusing breakup. What he doesn't realize is that although you didn't feel for him in the beginning, constant time spent with the quiet and shy boy in your class makes you want to be more than just his friend. While, in his eyes throughout all of it, you're nothing but his tutor girl... - MATURE CONTENT AT POINTS SO JUST BE PREPARED IF YOU'RE READING. -

ego | p.j, a novella. My father, an offence lawyer for Holloway City puts those like Park Jimin into prison. He would be beyond disappointed, horrified now to see Jimin's arms around my waist or his lips at my forehead. The actions shock me, knowing they aren't out of love but out of protection. Jimin hugs and kisses me because we both know someone is watching, ready for the kill. Me. I'm the target.

«Kim Taehyung helps your boyfriend cheat» au «"You shouldn't be with him!" Taehyung says, chest heaving from screams. "Then who should I be with?" You ask. With a soft breath and painful smile, he says, "Me. You should be with me."» «He helps the man get the girl, not himself. He wipes away the girl's tears once the man is gone, not his own. What happens when he's trapped. What happens when he finds himself to do the one thing he's scared to do? What if the Wingman falls in love?»