PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks. The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick. [COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT - #22 in Humor on 4/12/15]

"Once a spy, always a spy." When small, unimportant artifacts start disappearing from museums all over the world, Espion Academy calls in their very best alumni to solve the baffling algorithm. Mickey O'Brien returns to the academy she once swore never to see again, and having her younger brother tag along turns out to be the least of her problems. Faced with old allies and enemies alike, Mickey's Spring Break might include a little more than rainy days and flu-shots.