barry loves him shrek is unsure.

I'm sorry

You decide to go for a stroll when you notice a beautiful swamp. You walk to it, only to be nearly blinded by a being of true beauty. No, it is no ordinary creature. It's a god. It's Shrek.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.