carla ff turned carla oneshots turned aot oneshots i don't own attack on titan credits to hajime isayama and i don't own you (obviously) (i've always wanted to say that 😍😍)

This is an appreciation to all the milfs out there

bitches be like: Oh My GoD tHe OnCeLeR fAnDoM iS sTiLL hApPeNiNg?¿ I'm bitches

BOOK 1 {Completed} You haven't been to Gravity Falls for 5 years. You really miss Dipper and Mabel and are excited to see them again. You are now 17 and your trip becomes more interesting when you meet a certain flying Dorito. Gravity Falls characters are owed by Alex Hirsch and you own you. *I HAVE A RE-WRITTEN VERSION OF THIS IN THE WORKS*

[Finished] This is a newer story that will have much more logic and not just newbie fanfiction Onceler trash on it. lots of Adventure! I feel its more enjoyable and he's in your world! LOVE HIM TO PIECES! ❤❤❤😭😍

wink wonk the spice is with the onceler. I mean... how bad can he possibly be? Nox and I were bored :)

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

A hot shot race car found a human outside his house and he has a crush on her. And McQueen will follow her because he promised to protect her and they become friends and date.

Ray and Norman have diarrhea😍🥰😘🥰😍😘 They also turn into worms halfway and I won't even give an explanation.