smooth criminal ➪ carl gallagher
❝how did i get so lucky?" ". . . you stole my wallet, motherfucker.❞
❝how did i get so lucky?" ". . . you stole my wallet, motherfucker.❞
"Carl?! You're home?!" Debby yelled, running towards some boy with cornrows in his hair and a giant bag on his shoulder. I leaned into Ian, who had a happy and surprised look on his face. "Wait.. That's Carl?" I whispered. not edited.. YET
"White Boy Carl was long gone, but a big booty still made me weak in the knees (and hard a little further up)." | Carl Gallagher, recently home after graduating from military school, has a strong physical attraction to a new neighborhood girl. Little does he know the feeling is mutual. *Mature content.*
❝I'll make you a deal. You help me piss off my ex, and I'll help you piss off your parents.❞ ❝And how exactly would we do that?❞ ❝Easy. We fake date.❞ [on hold]
alexa is an insomniac and carl has nightmares, they meet one night and the rest is history.