Pax puns are gr8

gerrd the gren teletubbi wuz walkin arounde teletubbi lande and met sum1 who wud chnge hiz lyf 5evr this might be the worst thing you have ever read.

Frank whimpered desperately, looking up at Gerard. "P-Please.." He whined. Gerard let out a light chuckle. "What? Did your mama teach you how to use your manners when begging someone to fuck you?" Gerard smirked, crossing his arms whilst he looked down at the younger, shorter boy. "N-No..." Frank's voice trailed off, biting his lip. "But D-Daddy did..." *SLOW UPDATES*

WARNING MENTAL SCARRING AHEAD, CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK, THIS SHIT IS FUCKED UP I KNOW, I'VE GOT PROBLEMS FOR COMING UP WITH THIS FUCKED UP SHIT, BUT YOU READ IT Some of the kinks in this fic are: Egg kink Serious Daddy kink

gerard sneezes in spanish and frank is a dinosaur

Eminem. Marshall Mathers; the rapper Eminem. The homophobe? Slowly but dangerously falling in love with young, 17 year old, Frank iero? What is happening in today's world???