Things are nothing but the absolute best when you move in with your boyfriend and end up accidentally stabbing yourself the very next day (among other minor, insignificant occurrences). Take it from Isla Ortega herself. She is having the perfect day, and it simply cannot get any better. WARNING: Dark humour. Avoid like the plague if you are not immune to it. Contributions of grammar and plot hole nazis much appreciated. "Hilariously villainous" -- Aritza Schmidt Highest Rankings: #2 in Satire #56 in parody #117 in hilarious #2 in antiromance #186 in sarcasm #68 in psychopath #86 in sassy #2 in satirical #75 in dark humor #33 in antihero #35 in homicide #254 in arrogant #610 in villain #931 in badass #145 in neighbor

[BOOK TWO] [Completed] [Voted #1 Best Action Story in the 2018 Fiction Awards] When the Russians dismantle one of the largest and fastest growing Italian Mafia family's in the States, war is declared. To avenge their friend's death, a fallen king, a washed up queen, a struggling couple, and a depressed brother must come back together to fight. Through their own series of trials and tribulations, they learn that although they can attempt to fight their own battles, the only way they can overcome them is together. That is when they have the most power. ~ ~ ~ © 2018 taintedkissesxo * cover by lvcianos on instagram *

***AVAILABLE AS A PAPERBACK ON AMAZON*** Warning: More than half the chapters are taken down due to a copyright agreement with the published Amazon version. Alexa Parker is your typical high school golden girl. But when her best friend commits suicide, she loses everything, including herself. Left with nothing but an ominous letter addressed to her, Alexa finds herself spiraling down a dark tunnel. One she won't be able to get out of alone. Then there's charming and sweet Blake. He wants to show Alexa how to live again and show her that she's stronger than she thinks. But overcoming her personal demons may prove harder for Alexa than she thought. With the help of Blake and his sisters, Alexa finds herself and learns to love in the process. - achievements: #1 in suicide prevention cover by @ashleethegoodgirl