*this whole story is a joke!!* Kanye just got a divorce and decided to visit class 1a and coincidentally endeavor was standing outside a window and saw him? Uhh ok

Most people probably want to punch Izuku in the face for being a goddamn pussy. Don't worry; he now has balls in this one! Rules for this fic: Don't worry, you fuckers can post whatever you want. This is for me. 1) I can not change any major event consequence. For example, I can't have Izuku decline One for All. That's a major story consequence. I can change how it happens and other things like not breaking his goddamn arm sometimes, but not the end effect . 2) I can not give Izuku abilities he does not have, so he can't hack and shit. What I can do is expand on his current abilities like analysis BECAUSE THE KID SHOULD FUCKING REALIZE THAT A BRAIN IS HELLA BETTER THAN BEING ABLE TO BECOME STRONGER! 3) I can make my own events. However, I can't do it with characters he has not met yet. Basically, I can do it with All Might, but I can't do it with Eraserhead in the first chapter yet. That's the main ones. If I need more, I will update this when needed. Hope you enjoy! It was originally My Hero Academia But Better (Kinda), but this title is better and more fitting. This ends at the end of the Kamino Ward.

Midoriya Izuku is not your wimpy loser that every anime tries to portray. Instead, he is the most straight-forward, over-dramatic teen you will come across. Oh, he is also quirkless and wants a reason to flip off all the heroes for telling him he can not be a hero, so he is going to be a hero to spite them! (Quirkless!Deku) I don't own anything of My Hero Academia. Warnings: Suicide References, Dark Humor, Blood and Gore, Anxiety Attacks