Growing up Tord always tried to make Tom cower in fear, but Tom was never afraid of Tord to even show a response to his attempts to scare him. It started when they were only children.. Tom was rather innocent when they were kids, so whenever Tord tried to scare him, he'd just giggle and say "You're not scary Tordy!". This would always would make Tord upset and make him question himself if he was scary enough to fulfill his dream to take over the world. That's when he figured a machine of some sort might be able to help him do it. He started learning how to tinker with little devices at this age, he self taught himself this as well. At their teenage years.. Tord kept attempting to pull pranks that would scare anyone, but Tom never even flinched, even when Tord pulled the "Edd's dead" card and even made a fake corpse of Edd. Tom never fell for the pranks and always used to tell Tord what he did wrong, and even give him tips on how to REALLY scare him, which even when Tord used those tips it never worked anyway. On to their adult years when they went to live together with Edd and Matt, Tord STILL couldn't scare him! Even when he would steal Toms precious items and threaten to break them, Tom would just say, "Well then you gotta buy me a new one." Which would stop Tord since he needed to save up for his robot. Now Tord has taken over Russia, Brazil, and Germany and the Eddsworld crew knows they have to stop it at once before he goes any further!

Tord has successfully been able to take over half of the world, but there is still an annoying thorn in his side that he is tired of dealing with. His soldiers drag in a small group of Rebels and Tord figures that he might as well keep them, you can never have too many soldiers after all. Tord knows that a relationship can only be a weakness in his forces, but still, he falls in love. He says screw the consequences and begins courting the one who seems to hate him the most. I am only taking over the story since the author decided to give it to me. Orignal belongs to @ChillYourCoffee, go check it out. I have entirely rewritten everything but will closely stick to the original chapters before I will take over the story and make it my own. I don't know where this will lead, but I hope you enjoy reading my trash. P.S. In this A.U., Tord hasn't met Tom, Edd, nor Matt before, so... let's see how this turns out. Oh, and before I forget. Some chapters will have swearing, so if you don't want that, why are you here? The show itself swears significantly, and besides, it's Tom and Tord, there is just going to be swearing, get over it. Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading, and I'm sorry I keep updating this, but my brain sucks when I try to remember everything I need to put down. P.P.S. Apparently, you guys like my trash because we are now placed number 1 in TordxTom and WTFuture. It's pretty cool of an achievement, so thanks for helping me get this far and farther. P.P.P.S. It does appear that my update schedule depends on the time of year for my time zone. If it is during school, I get hardly any work done because school an then over the summer, I update a lot so... just letting you all know so that you don't have any expectations for my update schedule.