Indian Humor
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Not Likely by aarthi1897
Not Likely
aarthi1897
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He was seated at the head of the table, his laptop open in front of him, no doubt already prepared to ask us a bunch of invasive questions. But he wasn't looking at the screen. He was looking at me. Stopping in my tracks, I looked back, wondering if I had spilt something on my clothes. A quick look down showed that nothing was out of the ordinary. So I looked up again to find his meditative gaze fixed on me, sizing me up. Now my gaze narrowed. "What?" I asked, trying to bring politeness into my accusatory tone. He seemed to notice that my effort had failed because he raised an eyebrow, his head tilting to the side as he appraised me. "You're the head of marketing for FMCG?" he finally asked, his rich voice giving me a picture of a high bank balance. Some people just have the voice that feels like a fat cheque. He has that voice in a low, deep register. "Yes," I replied, trying to not get distracted by his intimidating presence. "What are you; 12?" he asked, in a quietly scoffing tone. What the- My eyes narrowed further. "No." Fresh off her devastating breakup, young and talented Dhriti Kumar heads back to India after her overdramatic mother's recent meltdown about her single status. In order to retain normalcy, productivity and distraction from the garbage fire that was her life, she takes up a high level job at Kleitos, an MNC that's playing the big leagues. Known as one of the brightest minds in marketing, the last person she wants as the CMO and her ultimate boss is Dhruv Razdan, the infamous Marketing whiz who has decided to take running his father's business seriously and head back to India at the same time. Dhriti and Dhruv have similar interests, talent and passion for marketing. They also are at loggerheads with each other because, well, the room can only deal with one genius who has done everything by 30. Would something brew between the two? Or would the ego battle continue with gusto? Only one way to find out.
Pursuing My Love by IamMeteorKnight
Pursuing My Love
IamMeteorKnight
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❝For her, it was a love at second sight. While for him, love was something slow and gradual.❞ *** "Don't you remember the kiss we had on night of your cousin's wedding?" "I..." "You don't remember it right?" He asked and I nodded. "I don't remember anything. I'm sorry if I did anything inappropriate." "You really don't reminisce anything?" He asked and I nodded. Keeping his finger beneath my chin, he raised my face and before I could blink my eyes he slammed his lips on mine. What on earth happened? He was kissing me. And it wasn't a dream! I tried to push him to get hold of my mind but instead of going away, he hugged my waist tightly and looked straight into my eyes, "Do you remember anything now?" "I..." Being too shocked to say anything, I nodded in negative. He shut his eyes forcefully, as if trying to think something. "What if I say I kissed you that night? Would you regret it?" Wait! He was the one who kissed me that night! And I spent all my time thinking that it's me who forced a kiss on him being drunk! *** Natasha Mehta, the superstar fell in love with Dr Dhruv Gupta after sharing their first kiss in her bestfriend's party, accidentally! Being his patient, it was now easier for her to make him fall in love with her. Dhruv, who never wanted to indulge in any kind of relationship ignored her and her dates. When she really left, he felt something strange yet known. Now, when he sees her after a few months, it wasn't easy for him to ignore her like before. Being in a situation where they would see each other frequently, could he control the ingrown feelings? But the main question was 一could he win her love before it's too late? *** Detailed story of Dhruv and Natasha with some unknown twists and turns which goes parallel with 'Tied Together By Love' and can be read as a standalone. Note : Book is written in English, so non-Hindi readers can read it without any worry! © 2021 Meteor Knight All Rights Reserved.
Tied Together By Love ✓ by IamMeteorKnight
Tied Together By Love ✓
IamMeteorKnight
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[Completed] #1 in Romance (05-Jan-21) #1 in India (25-Apr-22) #5 in Humor (25-Mar-21) ❝For the world, it was a love marriage. But for them it was neither love nor arranged.❞ *** "Darling!" I barged into his room while he was busy in a conference. He quickly hung the call and turned to me. "What are you doing here?" "I live here too." "What are you wearing? Care to explain?" Black negligee! "To... make this night special. What do you say?" I moved close to him and slid my arms around his neck. His ears gained colour and he gulped hard. "Then, let's go by your plan!" Picking me off my feet, he carried me to my room and threw me on bed. His orbs were dark, filled with desire. He hovered over me and covered me tightly with comforter. "Bye bye..." He said and ran out. What the hell just happened? Why didn't the seduction card play on him? *** A romantic-comedy story of Ayaan and Divya. They've known each other from childhood; but as childhood enemies, bickering foes. One is happy-get-going while the other is serious and moody. Ever heard a story of a euphoric guy and a moody girl? Ayaan Chauhan is the CEO of one of the biggest conglomerate of India, A&C, while serious minded Divya Gupta is a CA in same. In school she was the beauty with brains while he was the handsome hunk who always scored an egg. But when he returns after nine years, the tables turned. They both never leave a chance to curse each other. When the egg and his pig are tied into a marriage due to a misunderstanding 一Will they both accept each other as partners or will just continue their childish fights? And, will love bloom between them? Get on to read their story and follow their love! *** Note: You're going on a ride filled with laughter, kisses & cuddles. Book is written in English, so non-Hindi readers can read it without any worry. Caution: You may fall in love with Ayaan through the story! 【150,000 - 200,000 words】 © 2020-21 Meteor Knight All Rights Reserved.
Sara's Trilemma by Ms_Enigmatic
Sara's Trilemma
Ms_Enigmatic
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Added in the reading list of official Wattpad @ChickLit profile!! Sara Anand, an intern working in Purple magazine is pursued by three delectable men. Meet Siddarth, badass magazine editor, who tries everything in his power to make Sara hate him and love him at the same time. Meet Kush, the sweet best friend, who has a secret crush on Sara. Meet Viraj, the glamorous and handsome Doctor, who meets Sara a year after their breakup with a fiance and unresolved feelings. It's a crazy journey filled with humor, fun, and romance. Let's find out who steals her heart in the end...
His Reporter Biwi.✅ by thegirlnextdoor7781
His Reporter Biwi.✅
thegirlnextdoor7781
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Excuse me!? .. What? Marriage? What marriage are you talking about?" I shouted. Shreya, you are being called. You start in exactly 1.5 minutes. Hurry up!" shouted Rahul, my colleague. Without thinking I started running out of my room and like a klutz I am, was about to fall down when a strong pair of arms caught me. He helped me stand properly. "Aree you all right?" He asked. " Yes" I replied promptly. "I'm Kabir." He said extending an arm towards me. "And I'm late" I shouted and ran to the PR. I heard some chuckles. . . . . . . . Shreya Kashyap- She is a 24 years old Reporter. She loves her job and is dedicated to it wholeheartedly. She works in a reputed news channel. She is very confident and sarcasm drips off her tongue. She is her daddy's little girl and the centre of her brothers existence. She has been single is all the 24 years of her existence. Though she has a vast friend circle, her best friend is Anika, who is a reporter too. They both work in the same organisation and have known each other since they were is diapers. Kabir Rathore- He is 27 year old CEO of his own company. He has a very powerful aura around him and he loves his family and can do anything for them. He is a man of less words. He is his mummy's boy. He has many acquaintances but one best friend Dhruv Singhania who is the CFO of Kabir's company. He avoids the topic of marriage like plaque.
love is the last option✓ by daydreamero9
love is the last option✓
daydreamero9
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*status: completed* | Nia Subhash | A 16 year old teen who enjoys life as it comes. She has mother who loves her unconditionally. A father who hates her existence for some reason unknown to her. Two best friends who always have her back. Her almost perfect life turns upside down when her father decides to send her to one of the best colleges in India which is located in Mumbai. The city was never her favorite. Plus she has to deal with the annoying son of the family she is currently residing with. She makes enemies before she could make new friends on the very first day of college. The bullies in college are making her life a living hell. But what happens when one particular member of the gang starts showing affection suddenly? Can she be with someone who is best friend of the guys who bullies students for his own amusement. What will she choose love or her morals? •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°°•°•°•°•°• | Aaruj Singh Rathore | The only things he deem important is his love for the game of cricket and his best friend Jay. He knows his friend isn't perfect. Infact he is far from it. Still he supports him in all the bad things he does untill one girl messes with their gang. The same girl who is now his chemistry lab partner. He tries hating her but she grows on him eventually. Soon he finds himself falling in love with her deeply. But it's not easy to be with someone your best friend hates. How long will he be able to hide the feelings for her? What will he choose love or friendship? •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°°•°•°•°•°• Witness the journey of two teenagers who struggle to be with each other through all the obstacles life throws their way. Will they succeed the test of their love? ∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆¶∆ All rights reserved @daydreamro9 Cover done by: Yours truly Cover font and layout credit: Canva app *
His Revenge, Her Wings #MissionDesi (Editing) by Shona1993
His Revenge, Her Wings #MissionDesi (Editing)
Shona1993
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The fine line between love and hate is usually very thin. What happens when two worlds and personalities collide? Meet Sahir Khan, a ruthless and arrogant businessman. He can go to any extent to crush his opponent. He can't stand anyone coming in his way. What he wants, he gets. Meet Sia Malik, a beautiful, smart, humble but strong headed pharmacist. Sahir and Sias worlds are poles apart but destiny make their paths collide. Will they be able to cope with each other or will their big egos get in their way? Will Sia be able to stand up against Sahirs rotted ideas? Will Sahir be able to let his guard down and actually make Sia see him? Stay tuned for Sia and Sahirs saga! Copyright © 2016. All right reserved to Shona1993
A Vow Of Mafia Love ✔ by Sajal_ameena
A Vow Of Mafia Love ✔
Sajal_ameena
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Romance Ranking : #4 on 5/05/18 "I want her! " I told looking at my life who was busy playing with the kids. "But.. But you can't drag her into your life Arjun... She is innocent and can't handle our life style. " I glared at Surya and my eyes went back to my life like a moth attracted to fire. "She will learn to live eventually. " I told releasing the breath I was holding. "She don't love you Arjun...!" He tried to reason. "Then I will make her love me. I don't care about what she feels Surya, all I care is I want her. I want her in my life. I want her completely. " my finger slide the glass door tracing her features. She is driving me crazy! ___________________ Arjun Khaleja , know for his cruelty was an arrogant Mafia boss. He kills people without remorse and finds pleasure in taking lives. He's born to win, he never takes no as an answer. Siya Ramakrishna, journalist. A clumsy, cute beautiful girl. She finds pleasure in making others happy. Loves nature and accepts life wholeheartedly. She never gives no as an answer and tries her best not to hurt any life. What happens when these two poles meet? what happens when love blooms between them? Will Siya fall for Arjun or Arjun will end up ruining her life. ______________ *Contains strong language*
UNREQUITED LOVE ❤️💔 by LoveARsindu
UNREQUITED LOVE ❤️💔
LoveARsindu
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They are best friends. She loved him. He didn't. She imagined her future with him. But he never saw her more than a friend. He loved somebody else. Her heart ached. He was happy. She was happy seeing him happy. She cared for him. But he misunderstood her. She was left heartbroken. So guys, read to know what happened next......... . . . I got 'Unrequited love' and from search, there was no turning back. I loved that story to my heart. And you never know, how much I have read that story until now. When I am sad, I read that story from the beginning - 'Ring ring ring' alarm clock going off and Piyu waking up and attending the college late. Gosh, also I feel her one-sided love and the way you portrayed Piyali wa his too good. It will always be in my heart as a cute love story between the innocent Piyu and naughty Sameer. They were fantastic with our Radhika, oh my what to say about that girl now! A complete foodie like me... And yeah, for me also I can't handle my hunger for food... They are too tasty for my own good... Every character in that story is awesome and I really loved and adore the way you write. It is a super call..... - @ Schwethz Wonderful story...just fell in love with your way of writing... One of the best story i have read so far.... - @ ajab114
She's The One ✔ by books_byiti
She's The One ✔
books_byiti
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You ever wondered what will happen when exes cross the same path again? "You!!!" I looked at him shocked and stunned. What is he doing here? Please Lord don't tell me he studies in the same college. I prayed looking at the boy in front of me who had a mirroring expression as mine. "What the hell are you doing here?"He demanded in his deep husky tone. I gulped hard at that. Why does he make me nervous whenever I see him? "Duh, I learn here." I replied in a sarcastic tone making him glare at me. "You've got be kidding me," he says unbelievably. "Nope, I'm not kidding," I say giving him a sarcastic smile and inched closer towards him. "Won't you welcome your ex-girlfriend to your college, Zian?" P. S. This is not an intercast/interreligion love story. All the characters in my books are Hindus, I just loved the name Zain so I named him that, this has nothing to do with caste/religion. (Endless Love Series Book #2)