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Zenless Zone Zero: Just One Bite by Hyperbeeam
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Vampires exist in books, shows, and movies... BUT IN NEW ERIDU?! Ellen Joe discovers her quiet classmate Phaga isn't just reserved-he's a vampire looking for a job! Between school life, action-packed commissions, and dangerous nights, a slow-burn romance unfolds with a touch of comedy. -Comedy/Romance (Slow Burn) -Overpowered MC
Assistant Is The Best! (Umamusume) by Lennieh0618
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You'd think being an assistant trainer would be an easy job. Waking up, going to the academy, learning from your mentor, and helping him with simple tasks. Yet here we are, having to run away from all sorts of Umas just because I helped them become a better version of themselves each day. I helped them adjust their shoes. Massaged them after the training. Helped them come up with tactics. Was there for them at their lowest and highest. And due to this, let's say that uh... they've become a bit attached to me.
I Just Wanted a Quiet Life... So Why Am I an Uma Musume Trainer?! by DaoistRoeoNQ
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"The world is always wrong." After surviving high school with my cynical wit and a complete lack of romantic progress, I-Hikigaya Hachiman was ready to live a peaceful, uneventful life. No youth, no drama, no forced social interaction. That dream came to a crashing halt when I somehow woke up in a world where horse girls-yes, literal girls with horse ears and tails-race professionally while chasing their dreams. And apparently... I'm now their trainer. Me. The guy whose idea of teamwork is "doing everything myself to avoid dealing with people." Special Week smiles at me like I'm her hero. Tokai Teio asks for advice like I have wisdom. Mejiro McQueen demands a training plan like I know what I'm doing. Spoiler: I don't. But every race pulls me deeper. Every tear, every laugh, every finish line crossed... I start to understand these girls. Maybe... just maybe... This world isn't as wrong as I thought. A loner, a realist, and a former Service Club ghost becomes the heart of a new team. This is the story of how I, Hikigaya Hachiman, became the most reluctant-and possibly the most effective-Uma Musume trainer this world has ever seen.
Arc the Returnee by KingAccel
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Jaune after Pyrrha ditched his training again for a date with Weiss and Ruby. He was suddenly summoned to another world as a hero after 10 years and completing his duty he was forced back to Remnant where only a few seconds had passed at best.
Isekai Theater by NullMage579
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Various characters from different isekai stories get transported by a bored god to watch moments of their show! Truths are revealed, moments are shared, laughs are heard, and tears are shed! It's time for the Isekai Theater to start playing! All of the characters and shows here belong to their respective authors. Only the OCs of this fanfic belong to the author.
Why Is There A Minus At The Starting Gate? by MCPELuisTuican
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Tracen Academy is home to many Uma Musume and trainers alike. However, there are those certain unusual Uma Musume, whenever it comes to having too strong personalities or beimg overall trouble makes, that no trainer gelt like they can handle. But that chamged once an even stranger trainer comes around. There are some rumours about the always smiling trainer, like how he appears to just spawn around when he's mentioned, of how he just has oversized screws at hand at all times, or even that he's faster than his trainees. But that can't be true...Right?
Umamusume: A Beast's Obsession by Ninjakta
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"I ain't no coward, I'll hold my ground - and in the end, I'll wear the crown." Apart from one another physically, yet intertwined by fate. A beast and her love (with party crashers included).
The Fox of Sixth Street Reaction by Kischur
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Belle - the other half of Phaethon - was simply minding her own business, checking stock levels and organizing the shop (with Wise forcing her to do it, of course). Everything was routine - until, out of nowhere, she and her brother were suddenly transported into a mysterious theater. Around them were people she recognized: some famous, some familiar, and others she knew little about. Just as confusion began to spiral into chaos, a kind yet mischievous old man appeared before them. With a cryptic smile, he explained that they had all been gathered to witness events that would soon shape the future - events that held great importance not only to their world, but especially concerning the enigmatic being known as the Fox of Apocalypse.
Behind Every Victory (Uma Musume x Trainer!malereader) by The_FilipinoBadger
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Being a Trainer at Tracen Academy was supposed to be a chill, quiet job. But when you're Y/N-a caffeine-fueled, chaos-loving, ultra-laidback dude with zero filter and way too much energy-you somehow become the biggest storm to ever hit the racetrack. Assigned to the underdog team Starhoof, a wild mix of misunderstood, quirky, and overly competitive Uma Musume, Y/N is determined to help them rise to glory... if he doesn't get fired first for riding a cardboard horse down the hallway or accidentally calling Gold Ship "Goofy Ship" in front of the media. Between dealing with rival trainers, late-night training shenanigans, heartfelt pep talks under the stars, and horse girls maybe catching feelings-Y/N's about to find out that sometimes, you don't chase dreams. You race toward them. And in his case? Probably while yelling "YEEHAW!" in a bathrobe.
Zenless Zone Zero: "The Harem Theory (Advanced Studies)" by Godslayer2468
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Xavier Storm is a quiet, nerdy student at New Eridu University-barely 5'5", always buried in textbooks, and armed with mismatched eyes that seem to pierce through façades. But beneath the awkward hoodie and glasses lies something dangerous. Something... irresistible. It started with Jane Doe, the flirtatious, whip-smart Rat Thiren who just wanted a little fun with her tutor. But what was supposed to be a tease turned into submission-her first fall. And she wouldn't be the last. As more of New Eridu's most powerful, seductive, and dangerous women cross paths with Xavier, they discover the truth: beneath the awkward posture is a quiet storm they'll never recover from. A slow-burn, harem-style, erotic college AU filled with tension, flirtation- How many "good girls" does it take to break the calmest nerd on campus? Spoiler: none. He's breaking them first.