Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore

╔══════════╗ "Shh... no one can find out..." ╚══════════╝ Sebastian is 18 years old, he should be marrying a suitress any day now... but his parents won't listen to his pleas about not being ready for love, not being ready to be married, not being ready to take the throne! Oh how he wished to be a child again, or for his bratty sister to be taking the throne instead of him!! But what if the young prince gate crashes his own wedding infront of family, friends, princes, princesses, kings and queens? How embarrassed will his family be to find out... "...I'm in love with the gardener, not just because he's sweet, but because I'm gay!"