THE MUNDANE ADVENTURES OF JOHN RAMSEY
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The greatest warrior in the galaxy wakes up from a five million year coma with an unfinished mission... and we are his targets!
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A military legend and the most decorated soldier in the Galactic Imperial Army, Lieutenant Colonel John Ramsey is not eager to begin his first family vacation.
But his last mission ends in disaster when he crashes in an uncharted planet and awakes from a coma five million years later, horrified to learn that the genetically designed monkeys he was commissioned to exterminate have escaped, mated and overcrowded the place with seven billion specimens of their boisterous offspring. Will he be able to rid the universe of this genetic embarrassment and complete his mission?
Reluctantly teaming up with Agent Jenn Bond of the US Bureau for Alien Invasions, skeptical journalist Ben Woodrow and conspiracy investigator Freddie O'Hayda, John Ramsey must survive treachery, his wife's plea for divorce, his lack of people skills and the self absorbed preoccupations of seven billion individuals that long for a peaceful extraterrestrial contact, while they approach their definitive extinction event in the no longer blue and quiet planet they call... "Earth".