"maybe that's why im so in love"

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

calum hood au. ❝do you even listen to them?❞

Calum can't eat and Katy can't stop.

❝ stop smacking that fucking gum. ❞ in which a boy and a girl meet in a school library [ completed story ] © intolukes 2015-2016. All rights reserved. (just sayinG THIS STORY WAS MY FIRST SO ITS KINDA CRINGE-WORTHY SO JUST IGNORE THAT k)

❝say hi, this is your new babysitter❞ ❝hey, i am calum. wanna fuck?❞ started: 5-7-2015

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

"I love you Elise. I have, for a while now. Whenever I see you with him, I just get this feeling. And I spent a while trying to figure out what it was. And I've come to the conclusion that it's jealousy. And when I see you with him, I don't know why, but I have this urge to punch him. And I know that's not allowed with the school code but I just hate him so much when he's with you. My insides hurt. I need you Elise. I love you Elise. More than anything in this world. The love I have for you is uncontrollably, disgustingly, crazily, insane yet beautiful. I love you more than Prince Charming loves Cinderella. I need you more than I need air to breathe. Please Elise, I love you." Elise has had a really hard senior year so far. And who would think that the two people she cares most about would make it a million times harder? (sequel to My Ex is My Teacher. read that first!!) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

there will be a mixture of *cute *sad *dirty *plain weird so be excited! xoxo ell

"You just can't help taking pictures of me can you?" "Don't flatter yourself." I rolled my eyes. "It's only for the scrapbook, trust me." ----------------------------------------- Ester Murphy in another world but this time she walked into it all by herself. © Copyright 2014 hemmingslaugh (A/N 6/12/2016:: I'm really sorry to anyone who reads this. It's pretty bad.)