A cute Lams fic set in modern day time. Disclaimer: if you don't want to be overloaded with cute fluffy feelings I don't advise getting to into this book.

♫ Beetlejuice, Bettlejuice, be a doll and spare the lecture ♫ Lyrics to the songs from Beetlejuice the musical! ♫ I thought I knew, but I was wrong! 'Cause life is short, but death is super long ♫

Jamilams Fluff! *M-Preg, Gayness, Smut*

Title says it all! Just make sure to leave your question/Dare in the first chapter so I can try to keep all prompts organized. Thanks :)

Disclaimer: - Art on the cover is not mine. But whoever drew it, I love you. -Sincerely, Pink /Big boi anti up there looking sexy and flawless just as always/ Living in a house with...Five other people is like being depressed, horny and high all at once. I mean- if you think about it...Really think about it. You can guess who this is coming from, Right? k, good. Well if you Don't know who i am, im anti. The demon who tried to ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ my brothers about four years ago..and they're still not over it! Bunch a Fuckin' pussies. Alright. Lets ᴄᴜᴛ to the chase. My brothers are pieces of shit and I'm a piece of shit right back to them. I guess you can say they hate me- but I don't really have the time to think about who hates me and who doesn't. So I just insult before they insult me. Also.. I think I have wings..

The soft side of Anti shines trough the darkness in a little childs life.

Ask or Dare the Septiceyes. Book May Include: Profanity, Gore, etc.. If there is anything you deem offensive in this book, please tell me and we can try to work this out. My goal is not to offend anyone, but my jokes can get mean. If you are easily hurt by anything I've listed above, it is best you DO NOT read this book. Thank you for your time, it mean a lot to me! And remember, there is no such thing as "too much"! Sample: ------- Robbie: Anti.. not so bad.. when get to.. know.. him. Marvin: He tried to use your head as a football, Robbie. ------- Marvin: What did the world do to you exactly..? Chase: It gave me life. ------- Anti: Stop that! Before I dropkick your ass outside! Henrik: Let me go, Glitch Bitch! ------- Author: See? Not everyone is out to get you, Anti. Anti: I'll believe it when I'm less of a pessimist. ------- S34N: Scans show that Jameson has masturbated for the first time today and he's feeling the after angst. Author: Ahh.. that smut book Anti left in his room.. ------- Henrik: .. Do I look like I have floppy ears and a tail sticking out of my ass?! Marvin: Come here boy! I've got coffee~ *pulls out a pot of coffee from behind his back*

A package shows up to your door. Soon a another one shows up.

This book is mainly going to be focused on JereMike and PurplePhone, but may also feature some other ships as well. [Requests are open] [Slow/ inconsistent updates b/c I'm unprofessional]

Hi, my name is Bing and I am not enough. I never will be, because I am just a defect.