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Emily Potter-Book 3-Prisoner of Azkaban

Hogwarts: the school of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Also known as the safest place in all of Scotland. Until Azkaban's most infamous prisoner comes into the picture, Sirius Black escapes with only one thing on his mind: the Potters. He's after them, after for revenge of the Dark Lord's downfall. They are not safe. Not behi...

The Subway (Now Available on Amazon!) (Unedited Version on Wattpad)

~ AVAILABLE ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/164434193X ~ She hated riding the subway. It was cramped, smelled, and the seats were extremely uncomfortable to sit on for hours on end. Now add a group of crazy mask-wearing, weapon-wielding, maniacs to the ever growing list of reasons why Gemma hated riding the subw...

Tomboy Tanya

Highest ranking : #4 humor [03/04/2020] - [05/04/2020] #9 Teen Fiction [25/09/2020] Crop tops, hem tops, cold shoulder tops: No Flannel shirts, comfy t-shirts: Yes Skirts, short shorts: No Trousers, jean pants: Yes Purse, clutch: No Sling bag: Yes ...