Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

"Laughter is timeless, Imagination has no age and Dreams, are for ever" -Walt Disney A series of Oneshots including all of your favourite characters! ~We are all made for Royalty~ ((Started the 14th of September 2018))

All my monster characters (based off of Halloween, my FAVORITE holiday), all compiled into one happy bunch! Enjoy [DISCONTINUED, STOP ASKING ME TO UPDATE THIS]

As this young girl grew, she has been thinking about the same words that her old friend had said. Will she ever meet the person she saw as a child or will she forget him forever? (too lazy for descript, plus may have strong language. maybe...)

Oh how I adore mythical creatures~. How they fly, how they hide, how they can do most everything we humans can't. Why not fall in love with a few? Vampire (Jackie), Naga (Hina) Werewolf (Zach), Dryad (Terry), Dragon who can shapeshift to look like a human (Sadava), Elf (Ruvaen), Siren (Kaidine), Demon (Ronsur), Angel (Ramiel) and a creepy shadow man (Figure or Shadow). Ramiel and Ronsur are gender neutral! And Jackie doesn't sparkle. I hope you like these characters.

(DISCONTINUED.) (AU) Due to the curse on the Myers that was made centuries ago, six year old Michael Myers could not feel anything not happiness, not sadness, not anger, nothing. And having voices telling you to kill is not making things any easier either, but he did learn to pretend and lie so others won't be concerned, especially his family. One day at school he meets a new student in his class, a girl named (y/n) (l/n). He felt new emotions he has never felt before. He stalks her all the time time, believing that she will cure him. people think its just a innocent schoolboy crush and nothing more. But when he murders his sister, things become serious. ---------------------- You take the place of Laurie Strode This takes place in the original Halloween. (1978 Ver.) The characters belong to John Carpenter. Amazing cover belongs to Little Miss Shadow.

Christmas didn't mean much to Y/N. It was just another day until she ran into a peculiar man with snow white hair and a cheery disposition. She will soon understand the importance of Christmas spirit and the good that can come from the love it brings. Christmas Spirit x Female Reader

Tragedy strikes poor Y/N L/N when her loving mother falls deathly ill, where she can do nothing but pray for a miracle. Facing her fears, she decides to hand over an offering to the temple belonging to the otherworldly creature protecting the village from harm in hopes that, perhaps, he can help. Sadly, things don't always end the way you want them too, but, thankfully, Y/N will not be left on her own thanks to a certain fox guiding her path. Fox Spirit (Kitsune) x Female Reader

Though being a zombie with Kiku has brought its perks, you haven't brushed off the feeling that you're missing something,or rather, someone. So when a cheerful American who claimed to be your boyfriend barges into your movie viewing, you start to question what your past self saw in this man. Book cover by takichee on Instagram.

*set after the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2* About 2 years after the brutal murder of the two boys and the attempted murder of Stretch the radio DJ, the Sawyer family had been lying low in their crazy house. You lived in an abandoned street, that was being rehoused somewhere else. Away from the Texas Chainsaw Murders. You were one of the last people waiting to be moved, when one night something happens. Can you escape before danger gets you? ____________________________________ Highest rank: 10 Cannibals Highest Rank: 1 Leatherface