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So this is my first fan fiction and I hope you enjoy. Warning this is very dirty so plz be over 13 If you would like to read as this is quite disturbing and dirty.

One Direction; innocent name, innocent faces, innocent images. But the truth behind them all, stays hidden. What happens when five beautiful undercover agents try to woo their ways into the boys' lives? A lot of secrets will be revealed, a lot of beans will be spilt, a lot of lies will be told, and a lot of covers will be blown.

After Emma's parents died in a rogue attack, her and her sisters run away from their current pack. The reason is because alpha jackson wants to marry emma. He wants her all to himself and she isn't even his mate. While running,they cross the largest pack in the world. What happens when the alpha is her mate. How will Emma tell cole her past. What also happens when they find a chip in Jackson's body forcing him to marry Emma, and a note that says, &&&&&&&&&&&&&& you'll be mine soon. I killed you're parents because they wouldn't give you up, and i'll kill you're mate too.. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Carter, i love you; skip to chapter 2 to see the story. :-) ; not just a Carter fanfic..

Niall, a boyfriend of two years has finally come home from tour! But you figure out another band member has feelings for you... Will this mess up your relationship with niall??

His hands got caught in my hair as he kissed me harder. Our tongues danced together and he shoved me up against the wall. My fingernails scraped down his bare back and he lifted me up to wrap my legs around his waist. He kissed a trail down to my neck and then froze. “You’ve been smoking.” He said pulling away from me. I sighed as he set me down and took a step away from me. “I smoked once today, ok? It’s not that big of a deal.” “Lissa!” Jace shouted at me. “You promised you’d stop! You said you were done with drugs a long time ago.” “I promised a lot of things that I never did!” I screamed back him. He raked his hands through his hair and started pacing. “Drugs aren’t good for you, Lissa. You need to stop.” “You can’t control my life.” I snapped. “I won’t be with you if you’re too high to remember any of it.” “Then maybe I’ll go back with Trey.” **** Lissa finally decides to go back to her families vacation house for the summer. She’d always been treated as ‘one of the boys’ by the other kids who went to the vacation house. The twins were finally eighteen and had convinced all of the parents to let the teenagers spend time at the house for the summer. Trey and Jace, the good lucking twins, haven’t seen Melissa in two years because she’d been skipping the family vacation even though her own twin Ian had tagged along. They remember her as the slightly chubby, underdeveloped, nerdy girl that they treated like a brother; but boy are they in for a surprise when she walks in the door looking completely different. She also has another secret neither of them knows about, how shocked will they be when they find out? With all of their longtime friends, the beach, the sun, and the freedom they’re sure to get into loads of trouble, and fun. But will romance ruin a friendship? This is the sequel to The Cheerleader and The Bad Boy. Although reading that book is not necessary to read this one.