Gordon Ramsay X Donald Trump 50 Shades of Orange
This is a joke and should not be taken seriously.
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Thomas the Slut Engine
The crazy story of Thomas the Tank Engine and his journeys with his driver. it glos tf up as you keep reading trust me xx
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Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
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A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader
when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...
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Boss baby Tim x fem reader
Your a girl who moved to a new neighborhood with your younger sister Avery. (Who is a boss baby) When you meet a boy named Tim who seems,different. P.s. Tim is whatever age you are.
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Elmo X Kermit
A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...
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The child of a Chocolatier (Willy Wonka Story)
(Y/N) is Willy Wonka's only daughter. His wife died from a fever of some sort and Willy went on to take care of their daughter as she grew up. Follow Willy as he tries to take care of his daughter on his own and tries to find an heir to his Chocolate Factory after wanting to give his little candy girl a normal life. D...
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Percy Jackson/Harry Potter
Just a story of harry potter and Percy Jackson's worlds meeting. When the demigods go to Hogwarts.
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Not as sour | Mike teavee X reader
The sixth golden ticket winner (you) gets to go to the chocolate factory off Willy wonka Himself. She thought off only brats and a poor boy, but it turned out more....
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Vanoss Crew Smut Oneshots
I rarely update. My oneshots are bad. I hate myself and the smuts are mainly gay. -hope you enjoy.
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Old man x barney
Get out of here you have been warned... 3k 11/25/20 5K?? 3/15/21 17K!! 5/10/22
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dr.phil xxx steve Harvey
it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
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Spark between the Surfers of the Subway (a "Subway surfers fanfic)
There aren't a lot of Subway surfers fan fictions out there so I thought I'd make my own! It's about the main Surfer Jake and one of his companions, Check it out!
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Jorobe x thatveganteacher
John was walking around the city until he saw a woman who caught his eye. John thought that woman was beautiful and that woman happened to be vegan and an animal right activist. John is eats meat so what will happen in their relationship?
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Harry Potter and Friends OnexShots
Yay! I love smutty Harry Potter onexshots and I'm also a purple dolphin who eats rainbows and cookies :) I have issues sorry, not sorry, but really though this is a bunch of onexshots I've written so enjoy :D
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biden x trump major smut
from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
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Love at first sight (Dr. Phil x Shrek)
What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)
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