This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl

"ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵍᵒ, ˡᵒᵛᵉ." "ᴴᵒʷ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᴵ ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ, ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ˢⁱᵈᵉ?" ✧ elijah mikaelson x fem!oc THE VAMPIRE DIARIES SEASON 3 ✔ THE ORIGINALS SEASON 1✔ THE ORIGINALS SEASON 2✔ THE ORIGINALS SEASON 3 THE ORIGINALS SEASON 4 THE ORIGINALS SEASON 5 #1 IN SOULMATES -4/4/2022- #1 IN HERETIC -6/9/2022- ﹝STATUS 3/13/2021 - ﹞ Disclaimer: I do not own the vampire diaries or their characters I only own my OC's and their plots as well as any added scenes. @argentsbows

My chest exploded with excitement, his words making me clench my thighs together. Mattheo shoved his knee between my legs making me gasp, his touch finally returned to my body. "Don't do that." I squeezed my thighs around his thigh, making him groan. "Fuck Aurora." Mattheo rasped. I rolled my hips against him, a strangled moan escaping my lips. "You're pretty fucking pathetic." Mattheo spat releasing my neck, his hand moved down my chest, filling my stomach with anticipation. "You're really that needy?" Mattheo asked. His fingers brushed over my clit making me squeeze my eyes shut, holding back a moan. CONTAINS DRUGS/ SEXUAL CONTENT/VIOLENCE/TOXIC RELATIONSHIP Highest rankings #1 in Blaise zabini #4 in Mattheo Riddle #1 in Riddle #2 in kink #1 in book #9 in knifeplay #1 in hookup #2 in wizard #2 in wizarding world #1 in Ron Weasley

"Don't." He said. "Don't act like everything is alright, when it's clearly not." Tewksbury noticed the look on Hannahs face. It was the same look she had when he had completely shattered her heart. He wanted to erase his stupid mistake, but he couldn't. Now he so desperately needed to prove that he truly loved her only. enola holmes (2020): finished enola holmes 2 (2022): ongoing tewksbury x fem!oc long chapters, but slow updates

"Well i can't see why you would turn down such a well paid case, detective." Where Emilia Tewksbury wants nothing more than to find her younger brother. gorgeous cover by @hxrryswand !! <3

˚◞(💐) ⃗*ೃ༄ Maybe it was a mistake to walk into that train compartment, but even if it was, Edith Ainsley didn't regret it. If not for the disappearance of Eudoria Holmes she wouldn't have reunited with her childhood friend Enola Holmes and met. . . him. Flower boy, she preferred to call him. His love for flowers and nature overall had Edith fascinated and intrigued by him even more than she was before. But his real name was Viscount Tewkesbury and she loved it even more. ᴏʀ ━︎━︎ IN WHICH she gets dragged into a wild adventure and falls in love with the young lord ❝ ―︎ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴᴛ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴇᴅɪᴛʜ ―︎ ❞︎ [Lord Tewkesbury x Fem.oc] [Enola Holmes] [Atelier ¹︎ complete]

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