This is a fan fiction of Zoe Laverne and Callmecarson both groomers.

quackity spends a night with shrek he will never forget. also this is completely a joke plz

NO SMUT he's a minor You're forced to move to England when your mother gets a job that'll really help out your family, the catch was you and your family will have to move to England. Ps: English is not my first language uh so sorry if I screw up the wording

unknown number: SHE SAID "DO U LOVE ME" unknown number: I TELL HER "ONLY PARTLY, I ONLY LOVE MY SWAMP & MY DONKEY, IM SORRY" jack: WUT R U DOING IN MY SWAMP or a story in which a young teenage girl obsessed with shrek, messages a young jack avery. [book 1 in the 'wrong number' series] [completed] [unedited]