Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that would ultimately determine her social life, reputation, and mentality. Survive through highschool. How hard can it be right? ... WRONG!!!! She was reading in her room when she just decided to take one... Little... HARMLESS glance outside of her new bedroom window. But all of a sudden... BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There stood a half naked, greek god bad boy right before her very own eyes!! So you may ask, what do you do in a situation like this? SIMPLE. You squat down in the middle of your bedroom floor... Because that's obviously not embarrassing... And start doing ninja rolls from one side of the room to the window curtains going COMPLETELY UNNOTICED. Well... That is until you bang your head against the wall after doing a total of SIX slightly slanted ninja rolls right in front of your friendly... Still without clothes... Abs are present... Somewhat very sexy... Abs are still present... Okay really good looking... ABS I REPEAT ABS ON SHOW... Hot, sexy, and did I mention ab-delicious Neighbor Or to be more specific... Ashton Rider. Say goodbye to an unnoticed school year, and hello to the bad boy's world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Book one in the T.B.B.B. (The Bad Boy Boxer) Series WARNING: Lots of typing mistakes!!! Read at your own risk!! Editing will be taken place when I find motivation!!! (Heh... about that....)

ON HOLD/SLOW UPDATES #1 in fiction:) #2 in Teen Fiction !!!!! When Sasha Maybourne experiences yet another panic attack, she does the one thing that comes to mind. She runs... Right into Alec Stone. What she expects to be a one time interaction turns into a new found relationship, full of many interactions, with the one person she never expected. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Sasha Maybourne is your typical 17 year old. She's outgoing, but shy, smart, but naive. She has zero experience with guys, due to an unforgettable past that scarred her. But when she runs, literally, into the school player, her life may turn around. Enter Alec Stone, the highschool's bad boy/player. He charms the pants off of girls with his words and infamous smirk. When a girl runs into him, he can't forget her, and the more he learns about her, the more he wants to stick around. •Profane language •PAINFULLY cliché, I try not to make it to be but I've realized a lot of it is, hope you don't mind:) •if you want a book that screams 2013-2015 wattpad, this is it •I'm sorry if this book lacks consistency •NO UPDATING SCHEDULE, SORRY

Camilla Holland is a socially awkward nerd. She struggles to find basic responses in demanding social situations. Camilla only feels comfortable around people she has known for a long time so when her friend decides to fly to Paris, our nerd is left alone to deal with the demands of daily highschool life. She just wants her senior year to finish smoothly so she can go to the university of her dreams to study and get into the career she always fantasized about. But the popular jock in her school, Adrian Hunt makes sure to make Camilla's senior year everything she doesn't want it to be... Trouble.Love.Fun.Thrill. Everything she has never experienced is waiting for her in the upcoming year. Most popular ranking: #9 in teenage #51 in teenromance -------------------------------- Copyright ©2018 Yusra Rehman

One blog, one girl, two very different people. 17 year old Charlotte Knight has always gone unnoticed with her brother the star football player and his good looks to her brilliantly talented Aunt. She was shy, quite and reserved. But deep down she hated the world, was sarcastic and ridiculously attached to her computer, Chester. And what better why to reveal your inner self than with a blog. It was one post that changed her life. Soon people took notice of her. The girl who was outspoken, the girl who was funny, the girl who spoke the truth. But no one knows who she was and Charlotte gets into all kinds of trouble to keep her identity as the Anon. contains a lot of cussing because I have a bad case of sailor's mouth. Cover made by: @QueenEverdeen MAJOR FYI PLEASE READ THIS : okay i wrote this like my freshman year and this is absolutely horrible writing. there are so many grammar mistakes and spelling mistakes that i have to go through and edit. But if you still want to read it go ahead by all means.

Mason Cartwright, Bluedale's notorious bad boy, is nothing but trouble. Madeleine Parker is the awkward, shy, sweet, smart, and innocent new girl in town. What will happen when one eventful night causes them to cross paths?