Just random Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus funny things and jokes

It all started when a typical 17-year old Elsa Summers unwittingly plays a trick on the resident heartthrob and bad boy, Jack Frost. All of a sudden, she finds herself pretending-unwittingly at that-to be his girlfriend to make his ex jealous. Now, not only does she have to deal with dirty looks from the girls in their school who wants Jack for themselves, but her supposed boyfriend is getting on her nerves. He's hotheaded, never seemed to agree with her on anything- everything about him screams " bad boy " Has Elsa gotten herself into more trouble than she can handle? Or, has she actually found herself a boy she can hers - " bad boy " be damned? WARNING: CONTAIN SOME DIRTY LANGUAGE

*Discontinued. I wrote this when I was 13* Ivy Saunders watched her mother die when she was a child. She was sent to live in the real world by her uncle, Captain Hook. She lived there with her friend James and his dad, Chris. After 7 years, she is sent back to Neverland to live with her uncle and his crew. She is never allowed to go anywhere, or even go out at all. She is forced to stay indoors 24/7. Why you ask? Well its all because of this boy named Peter Pan. Her uncle keeps her a secret, and he can never let Peter Pan know she exists, but one day that all changes. She takes off to explore Neverland and to find out more about this Peter Pan. When she finds him, he has a strong interest in her. She can't quite put her finger on it, but there was just something special about Peter. She finds out about his past and about a girl named Wendy. Is it possible for her to fall in love with him? Is this 'interest' Peter has towards her, possibly mean he feels the same way? How will they both solve the mysteries of their lives together? What will happen if Hook found them? Read the story and find out!! * WARNING! I WROTE THIS LONG AGO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE GRAMMAR ERRORS AND THE SAPPY CONTENT. I DONT REALLY WANT TO DELETE IT BECAUSE OF IT'S SENTIMENTAL VALUE, SO ALL THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO READ THIS JUST KNOW I PROBABLY WONT UPDATE THIS AND MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED SINCE THEN.

"The more I want to go outside, the more the feeling of anxiety builds up within me for everyone's life is in danger. All because of this wretched curse that was meant to be beautiful in the eyes of the beholder." Elsa Arrendelle, as described from one of the voices in her head was instable, incapable of controlling her powers- better yet her curse as which she labelled it herself. She always held onto this dim light, glowing meekly as she pursed her lips together. Elsa hoped one day the curse would bring good into the world, gracing smiles of pure overwhelming happiness to the Kingdom of Arrendelle. But of course, not everything is a fairytale. Ever since the incident- all of those dreams, crashed down to a million pieces, not even the finest of crafters could fix. Even Elsa, the once ambitous little girl could mend her own broken heart. Until she met a fellow guardian, Jack frost who conveniently rammed himself towards her bedroom window.

Cover by: @truthful_change

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have had many adventures together as demigods. They've always had secret crushes on each other, but never revealed it. They kissed a few times, but never thought much of it. They fell for each other unintentionally, without the other knowing. When they were both offered chances at fame, they accepted, not knowing the other would care. Years later, the two reunite, but discover nearly everything is different. Did they forget? #209 IN HEROESOFOLYMPUS #309 IN PERCABETH #400 IN PJOFANDOM #426 IN PJOHOO

Jackson Overland Frost and Elsa Queen Arendale are the best skilled assasins you can find, but they are working for different firms. When Jack is assigned to get information, capture and kill Anna Arendale, his leads direct him to Elsa, who captures his heart. What do you do when the one you love tries to kill your sister? You get to the source. The story is inspired from 3 of my favorite movies, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Frozen and Rise of the Guardians. Familliar characters will appear, and all copyrights of the characters do not belong to me, they belong to the respective companies. Kudos to whoever made this poster for he/she inspired me to write; but this is the first time I'm gonna write a novel... I will post the first 2 chapters by mid- May, as I am still finalizing a few stuff... :)

i wrote this when i was 12-13 and ive changed a lot since then. mostly, i dont like or support this ship anymore. also i like women now. i wont be continuing it but i do appreciate the continued support a lot of you have given it. Elsa is one of the countries most wanted gang leaders. Well, the Snow Queen is. Elsa, according to her classmates, is just another student. Jack Frost on the other hand. He's kind of a dick, but character development is on his side. JackxElsa (jelsa) story. DISCLAIMER: I, sadly, do not own characters that belong to Disney or dreamworks. The cover was made by me in a magical thing called photoshop. PLEASE NOTE: School is irrelevant to the plot. I was also 12 when i wrote this. pleasge dont clown me *side note: don't read this if you like sushi or dislike gore. Also I hit some sensitive topics, so trigger warning for basically everything.

"Loving her wasn't this hard!" Jack finds out that Elsa slowly loses her control over her powers again. He then tells her about a magical place that can help her learn about it, but little did they know, enrolling there wasn't a good time. Some dark magic has been wandering around the Hogwarts and have threatened several students. Will Jack and Elsa be next?