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The Wrong April Fools text by imu_tiramisoo
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"Bro, she cheated on me" "Who dis?" "Yea, I saw her kissing all over the guy" "Is this an April fools joke?" "I should've confronted her " "Haha this is a horrible joke, you know that?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would you do if you got a text on April fools? Any sane person would block the number but Morgan Mae Hearst is just stubborn. Being the nerd in school doesn't bring that much excitement into Morgan's life especially when you're invisible until a certain text comes to her life in April Fools. Instead of blocking the number, Morgan texted him back. Nicolas Klyne found out his girlfriend cheated on him during April Fools. Knowing this, he did the first thing he thought of, tell his friends. Realizing that he informed the wrong number and the wrong person he apologizes but never in a million years would he think that it would be a 'thing'. *WARNING* 1) CURSE WORDS AHEAD!!! 2) 3-4 non- dialogue story ig: @syneshouse A/N: This is supposed to be a quick read. This isn't supposed to have any complicated plots or anything, just the development of two strangers that happens to stumble on each other.
The New Me by thebarbiegirl95
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High school is supposed to be the greatest years of our lives but so far for me it's been the worst my sophomore year I had only 2 best friends one embarrassed me in front of the whole school saying how much of a loser I was. My twin brother ignores me even he thinks I'm a loser and his best friend who I have been in love with for years and who was one person I always knew I could count on stops speaking to me after I declare my love for him and gets with the school bully who's one of the people who make my life hell, after all that I left and moved in with my aunt states away. when my senior year comes around I decide to face my fears and go back to my old high school and show them the new and improved me.
My Best Mistake by Cutesyn18
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Natalia comes home to find her husband and sister in bed together after her husband tell her they have been sleeping together for 1 year .what is she to do but pack up and leave what she doesn't realize is that she's pregnant and after 3 years away she comes back to all the drama.
It All Started With A Dare by justanuniquegirl
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"Ashton, I know I'm not the usual type of pretty cheerleader you usually hang out with. I'm not sexy, I'm not attractive, and I'm absolutely no fun. The only thing that's good about me is probably is my brain, which coincidentally people find boring about. But I have to ask you this." I took another deep breath and gathered all of my courage I had to say the words that I had never thought would be coming out of my mouth. "Ashton Taylor, can I be your girlfriend?" *** Annabeth Chase had decided to spend her senior year with her close friends and keep her head low at her school. Her plans change she decided to play truth or dare with her friends. Because she chose a dare, she ended up having to date the school's hottest bad boy who is on the number one on the girls' 'have to date' list, Ashton Taylor. Annabeth needs to find a way to end the dare and not to fall for her incredibly hot 'boyfriend'. Now there is only one question left. Why exactly did the school's bad boy agree to date the nerdy girl? [started: november 10th 2017] || slow updates Copyright © 2017 by justanuniquegirl. All Rights Reserved.💭
Text Talk by avifauna
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"lol u there?" "Use proper grammar." "no u" "Ugh." Arty can't stand that he has to be in a project with all around quirky girl, Abigail. He hates her, with a passion. Arty knows Abigail is smart, that's why she's in Arty's Advanced Calculus. When they get paired together for a big project, how will Arty react and handle Abigail?
The Wrong Number ✓ by PurpleStreak
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"Is this Domino's?" "No, it's not." "Are you sure?" "Yes. I think you've got the wrong number." "On the contrary, for once I think I've got the right one." [ in which two people meet due to one insufferable sister's and one best friend's revenge ] Started: 12th May 2017 Completed: 13th June 2017
The I Scream Talk ✓ by jorjyohan
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in which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escort." • #30 in Featured as of July 8th 2018 #5 in Light Romance as of June 24th 2018 #1 in Light Romance as of May 14th 2019 #22 in Short Stories as of 26th August 2019
Stalker Girl [COMPLETED] by bmv555
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[COMPLETED] "I could bring some lunch and drop it off at your house if you give me your address......" "Oh hell no!!! I don't want some 60 year old creep going around my neighborhood dropping food and running after little girls. " "Excuse me. But this '60 something year old creep' is a college student who is 21 and VERY hot. He was trying to be nice to his friend, who by the looks of it, is actually a stalker going around calling innocent boys and trying to seduce them. TRYING being the key word here. " .............................................................................. When a crazy sarcastic girl prank calls and meets her "Prince Charming " (9-OCT-2018) Previously known as "PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH" COVER BY - @ashesofinfinity March 29th- April 6 th- Published and Completed.
Moira by simply-caitlyn
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"Don't judge my bangs. My mom made me do it." I say. "It's cute." He says, biting back a laugh. "Asshole," I murmur. "Wait... In the photo, you're wearing..." He says, trailing off. My eyes widen when I realize I'm wearing my bracelet in that picture. "I can explain," I say. <~~~~~~~~~~> moi-ra | \ ˈmȯirə \ noun: a person's fate or destiny Used to be titled "Because of an iPod and Ball" ~Published/Completed on October 28, 2020~
Princess (A Dialogue Story) [Completed] by rintarousgirlfriend
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"Princess, is that you?" "I'm sorry, what? You have the wrong number." "It cannot be a wrong number if I dialed a random number." "Does this work on all the ladies?" "More importantly, is it working on you?" "To be determined." [Completed]