"Traveller, tell me, how many fingers am I holding up?" "F-Four...?" you whined "Wrong. And how many fingers do I have inside of you?" "Two..." you squirmed as he keeps digging his middle finger in you. "Hm, last question. Who am I?" "You're... Albedo.." ~~~~~~~~ Literally 3 Albedos ready rearrange your insides. LMFAO /j I really cant take this fanfic seriously, but hey ya'll asked for this 🙄 This story includes the Real Albedo, the Failed Experiment Albedo, and Whopperflower Albedo. This is highly nsfw so reader's discretion is advised. Also this is my first time writing something after years of quitting fanfic writing. So yeah I already deleted some of my fanfics here. I DONT WANNA EMBARRASS MYSELF OKAY? Also criticism is allowed! I dont really care this is just some experimental writing. I really like going in depth with writing, lore, theories and other things. So this is just my creative outburst, dont expect too much! Uhhh, is that all? Yep I think thats all. Enjoy! I'll be editing this if theres anything I need to add - yaboi

As a member of the Fatui military, it is extremely important to follow the rules of your superiors. Betraying them would be similar to a death sentence. What would Scaramouche do if there were to be a traitor right in front of him? ••• This is a Scaramouche x Fem!Fatui!Reader fanfic Also this will have Electro Delusion!Scaramouche ⚠️All characters in this fanfic are 18 or older and will be seen as such⚠️ ⚠️ ATTENTION: In the chapters "The Trio of Best Friends", "The Northland Bank", and "The Ten Million Mora Bounty" there are brief mentions of Chilumi (Childe confesses to having feelings for Lumine). If that makes you uncomfortable, please don't read!⚠️ The cover fanart belongs to @Zentouu from Twitter. Thank you for the wonderful art. If you want to listen to music while reading the fanfic, you can go look for the playlists: 🎶 "getting stepped on by Scaramouche" by Kazu on Spotify 🎶 🎶 "Dirty, Little, Traitor [PLAYLIST]" by Kazu on Spotify 🎶 This fanfic's entirety was written by me! I DO NOT OWN GENSHIN IMPACT NOR ITS CHARACTERS Copyright © 2020 miHoYo

━━ SCARAMOUCHE X GENDER NEUTRAL!READER (SLIGHT NSFW +16) . . . his soulmate is someone who draws penises on their skin for fun + soulmate au ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: 𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 © IZANARIN && MIHOYO ───────────╯

━━━━ 𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 ❝ the host club will be waiting for you ❞ ᯓᡣ𐭩 you weren't expecting to run into six boys claiming to be members of a host club. you got yourself into debt after breaking one of their pricey vases and ended up joining their host club. MODERN AU GENSHIN IMPACT. ❚ YYANQING 2024