when life gives you lemons you dont make lemonade you use them to make boys cry

"When you say the word 'crisp' it moves from the back of your mouth to the the front as you say it" "Crisp..crisp..crisp..crisp" "SHUT THE FUCK UP" 『※』 In which Jaemin always states random facts or asks weird questions at midnight. In which Jeno is confused. And in which Renjun just wants to sleep. 『※』 [𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘳(𝘴)] ON-GOING

The Giant war is over and Percy Jackson is spent. Finally there's a chance he can be with Annabeth for a while and he eagerly awaits the summer they have planned together. But when Hecate shows up and sends Percy on a new quest, it could be the by far stupidest thing he has ever done. He must be the new teacher at Hogwarts. Harry Potter has been attacked by the Ministry and Dementors. If that wasn't enough he now has a new teacher. But he is like, a 17 year-old kid. Who looks a lot like him. It's Harry's 5th year and he is now a nutter to the wizarding world. So when he sees the kid show up at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, he starts thinking he might actually be mental. The new kid turns out to be a teacher. The teacher of DADA. But Umbridge is still there- as the High Inquisitor. It seems she watches the new teacher-Professor Jackson- a lot more than the others. Something is off about him. And the Golden Trio always tries to find out what.