For ages, teddy bears have been locked in an ancestral war against their sworn enemy, the unicorns, with the promise that victory will complete the prophecy and usher in a new era. Y/n being one of the chefs at the boot camp, is suddenly swept into becoming a recruit. As the rigors and humiliation of teddy bear boot camp turn to the psychedelic horrors of a combat tour in the Magic Forest, Y/n along with two brothers will come to determine the fate of the entire war. All the meanwhile, Azulin takes an obsessive liking to the girl. •●TW●• Mentions of gore, suicide, drugs, blood, death, and other topics that may be disturbing to some

Based on the Super Mario Brothers movie that just came out, I'm honestly so excited to start writing this!! Reader was discovered 2 years after Princess Peach, and has since been crowned as her Royal Guard. When Bowser attacks, they volunteer to serve as a spy in the inside. * Reader will have they/them pronouns to keep it gender neutral*, I do not own any of these characters, these all belong to Nintendo