TW: Jesus lore, Justin Bieber, springtrap, fingering, creampie, foot fetish, handjob, oral, bondage, poop kink What if Jesus loved you even though you are not the best example of a Christian? And what if Lucifer also loved you so much, even though you ARE a Christian? And what if they also loved each other? Sounds unr...
Shrek and Kaeya love each other This can get s3xual so I warn you now
It's a imposter x shrek love story (; Fiona and the whole shrek movie storyline doesn't exist, shrek is just liven out his days alone until Imposter enters his life 🥵😡😡😥😠🤡😈🤡💀🧅🧅 Also some James Charles x Ed sheeran
When Gru and Shrek meet at a country fair they fall in love and must Confess to their wives, and hope nothing bad happens...
Just a small fanfic about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. DON'T READ IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY BC THERES FOUL LANGUAGE AND BONDAGE JUST A HEADS UP!!!
Willy and Shrek get very spicy in the bedroom 🥵🔥 🌶️ 🍋 Then their toxic exes show up 😤😠😡🤬 But is it real love? 🤑🥴🤕🤪 Disclaimer: Not for small children who love shrek unless you want to be scarred for life. 18+ Best ranking: #69 in shrekisloveshrekislife
This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.
Donald Trump is the Former president of the USA and now he's back to his business job thang but he has an exclusively hot body guard named Shrek. What happens when Shrek finds out a shocking secret about Donald? Will they become enemies or will Shrek find it too hot to handle and start to fall for the orange boy? Re...
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.
A beautiful love story between three horny young men who are overcome by their desire for each other. They discover knew things about their sexuality and each other. Strap on your seatbelts. (And your ball gags)
mickey loves donald but he is dating minnie and minnie is very sad and homophobic and she finds out about mickey and donald. wjo will mickey choose and what will happen to their love triangle? stay tuned to find iut. pronouns for respoect: mickey- he/him donald- he/him minnie- she/her TW: death, violence, heartbreak...
Putin and Trump have a romantic skype-sex moment after a debate (NSFW)
Neo Jesus is awoken from his slumber and heaven-bent on annihilating all non-Jews, the only one that can stop him is the majestic Donald Trump. A battle between the two most powerful gods to ever exist ensues. (God, I actually wrote this, what the hell is wrong with me?)
This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor...
What is wrong with me, I need jesus in my life (Idk if there will be smut in this. I'm so sorry)
Yo, waddup fucker, read it if you want, I made it when I was, 16 yeah? It's kinda funny in places
Yes I wrote this for a grade. Yes I go to Catholic school. Yes I got an A. this is probably meant to offend people idec at this point
This was a writing challenge we started the year off with in 8th grade ELA and the kids at my table went crazy. So here it is, in full detail, enjoy.
A beautiful, heartwarming story of the struggle between an ogre and a vampire as they go through different conflicts and battles. Read all three of the stories in one!
OmegaVerse Time Travel Lemon //RAPE// AU where Trump & Obama are presidential candidates at the same time. There's gonna be a lot of stuff in here that doesn't make sense but it's a crack fic so just ignore it. Also, the cover photo is temporary (I swear), I just have to find the motivation to change it.
What if you go to the store, hoping to find your condiment for food? What if its more than just a sauce? What if you come home to something you never wanted to see? That's what happened to Y/n. (Y/n means your name, and will use neutral pronouns so they/them) (This is a joke fic, meant for my friends. She said, "NEXT...
